Notices by Socketwench (socketwench@masto.hackers.town), page 2

I always knew lawn care would kill the human race. And now we have proof.

#monsterdon #maximumoverdrive

I'd like to think even the batteries are evil now. Just sitting there, suffocating in their little plastic clamshell packages, seething with murderous rage.

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@dalias That would be the handwave-y solution for a fiction, wouldn't it?

Gonna sit here and wait for people to look up what it takes to actually manufacture estradiol from first principles.

"Where do my meds come from, in your solarpunk future?"

Curiously, no one ever answers this.

"The Neverending Story is way more fucked up than you remember!"

It is precisely as fucked up as I remember, man.

One of the frustrating points that article made is that as Atreyu nearly did not make it through the Sphinxes toward the Southern Oracle, and thus he is an "unworthy hero".

Excuse me, just how far up Plato's ass are you right now?

The hero harboring reasonable self doubts in the face of challenge and consequences is *good*. It shows that even those we idealize have those moments of doubt; it's not that they don't fear, it's that they still do the thing anyways despite the fear.

The other point the article makes is how the Sphinxes are bare breasted.

Dude. My sibling in film. Have you ever seen historical renderings of sphinxes? The fact the prop designers went to the effort to reference that is a point in the film's favor.

Also, this was a *German* production, not an American one, you pearl clutching, Victorian moralist.

Robot trans girls are like, "Fan go spinny".

Why send a single, highly trained, adaptable human when we can send a highly technical patchwork cyborg the crashes mid-interview?

#Monsterdon
#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

As a patchwork cyborg with half a brain and vacuum tube in it's head, I suggest we

{PITCH DOWN THE NOSE 180 DEGREES}

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#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

There it is, everyone, 100% of the entire science content for the entire film.

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#FrankensteinMeetsTheSpaceMonster

@cwebber Why does this remind me of this comic...

"The Mythologicals, (as themselves)"

Nice touch, movie.

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Look, man, you got horns, a tail, fabulous cheekbones, and the kind of oratory power Toastmasters would covet.

You got a lot going for you.

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans

On the bright side, old man, you can use that sword to finally pry up that old stump on the corner of your yard.

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THIS MOVIE HAS A CAT. BEST MOVIE EVER!

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The Land that Pants Forgot....

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[sits and processes what she just wrote]

WHERE IN THE HELL DID ALL THAT COME FROM!? :blobcatnotlikethis:

You know what, no. I'm not going to reflect on that.

I'm going to put on Star Trek 5 and kill some brain cells.