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Martin 💾 (m4ra@corteximplant.com)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 15:46:37 JST Martin 💾

AI hype is so overblown, this barely even registers as satire anymore.
In conversation about 5 days ago from corteximplant.com permalink
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1. A screenshot of a satirical new article with two pictures that reads: Computer prodigy discovers a way to compress photos to mere bytes 13-year-old Eugene Hogwoof figured out a way to compress photos to unimaginably small sizes. A typical 20MB JPG file can now be converted to a mere 600 bytes. [Picture of boy on laptop with a coffee cup] The system works in two steps. First, it uses Al to generate a few words describing the picture and saving it on a file. Later, when the user wants to see the picture, the software uses Al to regenerate the image based on the description of it. "The file is essentially a prompt, thats why its so small" , said the Gen Al boy. After converting all their family photos, the boy erased the files and destroyed the print pictures, saving precious space at their home. When questioned about the software never generating the same picture, Eugene stated that our brain memories are fuzzed anyway, so the pictures mimic how our brain regenerates images. My app can even create photos from moments you had no camera at the moment. His next step is to create a new compression method for video files, as he seems eager to destroy his dad's VHS memories. [Caption for picture of a group of people crying on a touch] Tears of joy: parents sob after seeing all their photos converted to the new format.
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Martin 💾 (m4ra@corteximplant.com)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Dec-2025 06:51:28 JST Martin 💾
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@thomasfuchs I really started thinking about the metaphors people use to describe the human brain after reading this article. Every era needs their own oversimplified way to describe the phenomenon of consciousness.
https://aeon.co/essays/your-brain-does-not-process-information-and-it-is-not-a-computer
In conversation about 8 months ago from corteximplant.com permalink
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  Your brain does not process information and it is not a computer | Aeon Essays
  
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  Your brain does not process information, retrieve knowledge or store memories. In short: your brain is not a computer
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Martin 💾 (m4ra@corteximplant.com)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:00:59 JST Martin 💾

Inspirational quote for the day.
#graffiti
In conversation Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:00:59 JST from corteximplant.com permalink
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1. A picture of stencilled image of a hand grenade with text to the right reading: “BASK IN YOUR THOUGHT CRIME”.
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Martin 💾 (m4ra@corteximplant.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 04:34:58 JST Martin 💾

I went to a really cool museum today. 👾
In conversation Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 04:34:58 JST from corteximplant.com permalink
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1. The outside of the Museum of Malware Art in Helsinki.
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