Notices by Not with Stupid; I AM Stupid. (peemee@aus.social)

There once was a girl from Purdue
Who kept a young cat in a pew
She taught it to speak
Alphabetical Greek
But it never got farther than μ.

Me: I started a company where you can borrow hunting dogs for the afternoon and return them afterwards.

He: What are you calling it?

Me: We Lease the Hounds.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only movie in the Rocky series to not feature Sylvester Stallone.

@ryanc @stufromoz He also played the 14th Doctor.

@dgar Unnecessary, he found himself.

@lain They make some damn fine stuff. I’m using the Insta360 Link 4k webcam for my videoconferencing needs.

@lain Back in the days of the Roman Empire, the famous Emperor Nero instituted a new game. The players would take those little disks you set your glass on in order to protect the furniture, and see who could get the most distance rolling them across the floor.

They were the first roller coasters. Back in those days, the disks were made of iron, and they would bet on whose disk would roll the farthest.

They called them ferrous wheels.