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sweet dreams are made of cheese

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com @lda@masto.doskel.net true! i could theoretically fediblock you but i am nice and i won't do that :)

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com @lda@masto.doskel.net second best thing :NepSnide:

Seattle

@lda@masto.doskel.net @jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com banger name, don't let the haters get to you :NepXD:

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Multiply the ducks.

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im literally girl,

yknow any other scientific endeavor would have canceled research for safety concerns by this point
but magical girl science knows no such bounds

high skill level in precision cake throwing

type of girl with navigation lights (but they're on the wrong side)

if git's so g-

how it feels to have unending love and affection for everything beautiful in this world >>>>>>>

systemd my beloved

@wyatt@soc.megatokyo.moe i love how it does everything and works well on most anything except being incredibly slow to boot on, say, a 10-year-old tablet booting off an sd card

@wyatt@soc.megatokyo.moe that is remarkably unfortunate i hope you found a working solution, systemd-less or otherwise, to experience the wonders of computing on mildly dated hardware

waaait LORENTZ PLASMA CANNON IS BACK!!

"i just hope the neighbours aren't too upset" mate that's a portable lightning cannon

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com what no i meant im in a datacenter in canada wait fuck i didn't declare it canon yet fine you got me FOR NOW!