Notices by Jennifer Garvie (jenwithgravy@chaosfem.tw)

@bazkie Fucking same.

TIL that JK Rowling has put out a website that details trans people who have been in the UK criminal system, even if that person wasn't ultimately charged.

The website also details where to find them.

How the fuck is this legal?!

There's not enough time to learn every single language and that's sad.

Can't have a Fediverse chick…

without a Fediverse egg.

I hate when I forget to order boneless pizza.

I'm bummed I'll never get to try American food directly. It seems as though every major city has some kind of contribution to the national culinary fabric, especially with sandwiches.

Which made me realize Canada has a fraction of the types of dishes that put a city on the map.

I vow to fix this.

Oh, yeah, I saw my first irl Cybertruck yesterday. Looked like shit with a bunch of frosty mud on it. It was at physio so I got a good, long look at it. Horrible device.

I'm too cute for an existential crisis.

Like, you gotta have at least three, right?

There are some days I wish I was smart.

Today is not one of those days.

Whoops, sorry sir, I spilled my HRT all over you! Oh, no! It's okay, don't panic. I'll just grab some paper— hey! You're looking a lot cuter. Those hormones are spreading really quick. Oh, no, your skin is really soft. It's okay! It's okay, I'm getting some water. You don't want me to wash it off? But it's almost fully absorbed! Oh, no, what are we going to do? Kiss? Gosh, I mean, your lips do look fuller now, but how is that gonna help?

Hey, chat, is it gay?

@Melissabeartrix I was jealous of all the lesbian hockey players! 😉

Hi, cis people,

We'll remember this.

Love,
Jenny

Gay ice hockey made me trans.