Whoops, sorry sir, I spilled my HRT all over you! Oh, no! It's okay, don't panic. I'll just grab some paper— hey! You're looking a lot cuter. Those hormones are spreading really quick. Oh, no, your skin is really soft. It's okay! It's okay, I'm getting some water. You don't want me to wash it off? But it's almost fully absorbed! Oh, no, what are we going to do? Kiss? Gosh, I mean, your lips do look fuller now, but how is that gonna help?