Notices by SpudHead (jorgaborg@brain.worm.pink), page 3

@lina thanks for answering my question! that really makes sense.

instead of picking nits and being pedantic can you just explain why you’re being so openly hostile?

@lina i dont even really like the film i just watched it so i could say i watched it. but anyway. why are you being so openly hostile? why do you care if i’m a homo? why does that invoke such rage?

@lina havent you ever watched 2001: a space odyssey

@lina

@lina

@lina tell me how i wronged you or stop messaging me. either option is good

@lina im actually so fucking confused right now what in the blue hell are you talking about

@lina i haven’t the foggiest idea what you’re mad about

@lina ?????? what did i do

do you ever just think about someone or something and just get irrationally fucking angry. like no person should evoke that much rage but they do anyways

@Forestofenchantment 666??????MM THIS IS THE WORK OF SANTA

@Forestofenchantment wait a second

@vitalis @vii heinous.

@mischievoustomato @KurokoHeadpatter how exactly do you know you’re not capable of romantic love?? if you respond with some bullshit like “too much effort” you’re already doing it wrong. forgive me as i say the sappiest thing ever, but true love (egh, it sounds so corny) should be effortless. you should, in my opinion, be able to love someone without forcing it. it should just sorta flow. i guess. idk how to really describe it. i’m kinda new to the relationship game (currently in Actually My First One at the age of 21) so you don’t have to take me seriously but do consider it.

@mischievoustomato @KurokoHeadpatter see, there’s your problem. if you think that doing things for someone else is humiliating and beneath you, you’ll never get your fabled “gf who [stupidly hot thing]” because you’re too busy waiting for her to come to you.
it’s not a matter of whether or not you’re embarrassed, bro. it’s a matter of whether or not you can take a little embarrassment in the name of a better long-term decision. and the only way to get with someone is to fuckin’ go for it, buddy.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
– Wayne Gretzky (i think)

@mischievoustomato (terraria hardcore)

@mischievoustomato what!! insane. i will play it with you if you want lmao

@ooignignoktoo @7666 @mischievoustomato …and aren’t the good guys.

@mischievoustomato dedede got hit with the cosmic parasites one too many times. bro is the parasite now

@mischievoustomato google: