Notices by bogger (boghan@chaos.social)

@inconspicuous-lurker-99 @prettygood good boy :blobpats:

@inconspicuous-lurker-99 @prettygood obedient...

in the process of muting everyone whose posts or boosts are not interesting enough/random news articles/you only boost and never post
if you think i have muted you and you think "um actually i AM interesting. boggy you're silly you shouldn't mute me" message @boghan@fishpost.trade i suppose

@prettygood McGood

get that McGrin off your McFace

@prettygood i need it im trying to press right and up and z and x and a and space at the same time

im doing shit in celeste that my keyboard literally cannot handle
im pressing too many buttons at the same time
consequently i am using my mouse like an organ pedal and playing with my toes

@prettygood wake up lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in go home eat shit sleep x5
consume copious amounts of drugs in the company of friends
go back to step one

where are all of the cool entities i follow where are their posts on my tl
why am i reading boosts about like
productivity of the workforce

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if you don't season your chicken
you are a freak

@prettygood yay :3

@prettygood it's okay
could definitely be worse been pretty fine all round
hbu

lidderally crimmas

# Fun Fediverse Post 🍽️ 👶

Let's generate a post for the Fediverse in an **open**, **fun** and **casual** style! 🚀 🏘️

I'll keep it fun and relaxed — not only will it be an amazing post, but it will **inspire hundreds**! 👮 🔫

Here's my post:
> fuck

How did I do? We can modify the style, change the word count, or send an even deeper message; I'm ready when you are! ✨ ⚰️

falling down the stairs is not an object

mereological nihilism is not an object

a cheese sandwich is an object

@lain not monthly
same in the uk

remark on the late hour and my culinary status (cooked)

humorous wordplay on transgender topics