Notices by Mark Wyner :vm: (markwyner@mas.to), page 2

@BeAware yeah. No idea who creates the original memes, eh? I just run with ‘em. If they’re good, they’re good. 🤷🏻♂️😂

Me, today.

#ADHD #Productivity #ToDo #OnFire #TheOffice

Just some springtime flowers from the Pacific Northwest. These are cherry blossoms.

#Flowers #Spring #CherryBlossoms #PNW #Portland

You may be privy to or unfamiliar with how the ultra-wealthy are taking advantage of the system. Either way, you’ll find this report by @ProPublica to be staggering. The facts are clear: there is a class war, and we’re losing.

“…it demolishes the cornerstone myth of the American tax system: that everyone pays their fair share and the richest Americans pay the most.”

https://www.propublica.org/article/the-secret-irs-files-trove-of-never-before-seen-records-reveal-how-the-wealthiest-avoid-income-tax

#ClassWar #America #Taxes #Billionaires #Capitalism #Poverty #Inequality #EatTheRich

Previously when I’ve shared this a number of people DM me to say they didn’t know it existed. This really surprised me, so I share it every so often.

If you might need it, tuck it away. If you know others who might, make sure they know.

We can feel vulnerable talking with friends and family. The 988 folks are compassionate, and enable anonymity and care when it’s needed most.

(This is for U.S. and Canada.)

#MentalHealth #Depression #Anxiety #SuicidePrevention #Lifeline #Hotline

This is Maggie Bocanegra. She’s an electric drummer from Mexico. Her playing is fire and her setup is super cool.

This song in particular is unreal. I love it so much. I’ve searched and can’t find out what it is. I’ve even tried Shazam.

Does anyone know what this song is?

#Music #Drums #Drummer #Mexico #Latin #Mexican #Percussion #Tarolas

Most math puns aren’t funny.

But sum are.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Math

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

The situation itself, that a white man who hailed himself a great ally was privately a bigoted racist, is not a surprise. That happens a lot. But it’s repugnant when someone thinks their publicly-exposed “private” comments exonerate them from their wrong doing.

“Unfortunately…comments which I never intended to share publicly have come to light.”

But you said them. That’s who you are. Publicly or privately.

Story by @ProPublica:
https://www.propublica.org/article/ryan-millsap-movie-executive-racist-antisemitic-texts

#Racism #AntiSemitism #RyanMillsap

“It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities. Yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7–11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you can’t wear breasts, in America.” —Violet Rose

#Feminism #Women #Sexualization #Objectification #GenderEquality #Sexism

I don’t tell dad jokes very often.

But when I do, he laughs.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

Nurse: your next patient says he’s invisible.

Doctor: well, tell him I can’t see him right now.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

I discovered that I have an elevator phobia.

So I’m taking steps to avoid them.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

Good times.

(I edited the text of the original meme. But I couldn’t find the original source. There are myriad variations around.)

#AI #ArtificialIntelligence

Literally anyone in our family: [sits down for a meal]

Literally every dog in our family: so…what are we having?

#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs

Beautiful and deep poem by Passenger Poet.

I’ve been a lyricist for many years and am just getting into poetry. I believe I’m gonna begin writing some.

More:
https://www.instagram.com/the_passenger_poet

#Poetry #Poem

The Indian government has now made dark patterns illegal. This is huge.

https://bootcamp.uxdesign.cc/dark-patterns-are-now-illegal-in-india-6b3c35c5ce50

#India #DarkPatterns #Design #Legislation #Privacy #UX

Happy birthday, Karen Carpenter. She was 18 in this clip. What a beast.

#KarenCarpenter #WomensHistoryMonth #Music #Drums

Dogs can’t read an MRI.

But cat scan.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault