Notices by Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org), page 6
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 09:12:25 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@RustyCrab @Inginsub There's a guy named Solid Snake. That's the closest gamers will get to controlling a character named Hard Penis. -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 08:29:19 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@nyanide Not enough space for all the crying emojis I want to post -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 00:12:21 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
I avoid standing or sitting normally in front of cameras so they don't have good data to train their image recognition AIs. -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 22:46:48 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@waifu Not true, I have standards. -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 22:45:45 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@waifu I would have fucked the babysitter for real. -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 12:25:02 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
This janky random Flatpak made by some dude is somehow like a million times snappier and faster than the absolute piece of steaming shit software store developed by Gnome. That monument to humanity's incompetence is so unusable I have no idea how they ship it with standard Gnome with a straight face. -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 12:24:59 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@coolboymew KDE KEPT KRASHING MY KOMPUTER SHADDUP :gunright: -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 06:10:22 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@lina Me neither but everyone else does and they will act all gay if you do something like using a Trademarked(Tm) Word(Tm) on something you made. -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 06:06:37 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@lina Thinking back to how No Man's Sky was almost entirely cock-blocked because some random company has the trademark to the word "Sky" that may not be true for long, IP law is mega retarded. -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 06:04:24 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
If Elon's X is so great how come there isn't a- oh, alright.
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2025 13:28:08 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
FUCK I should be in bed -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2025 13:28:07 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
I've been subconsciously staying up in a feeble attempt at prolonging the weekend, but I can do it no more. Hoping there is no tomorrow 🔥 -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2025 09:25:24 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@sun @taylan The ever going arms race between school officials and internet perverts (me). -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2025 08:40:55 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@mischievoustomato Footjob from a girl with dorito hair (my wife)
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 31-Jan-2025 18:38:26 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@matrix That's my pres- WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 31-Jan-2025 00:39:09 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@VD15 So true -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 23:12:02 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@MK2boogaloo If you ever see someone disappear from the fediverse it's because they married their assigned FBI agent. Or they were the FBI agent all along and they married the schizo they were assigned to. -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 23:02:10 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@matrix @LukeAlmighty As a Twilight expert I can confirm that it wasn't portrayed in a sexual way in the movies, and not for a lack of horny from the author. We're talking about the same movie franchise that showed a vampire fucking a woman so hard he broke the bed frame. -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 06:27:11 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@echo @Hyperhidrosis Would hate fuck -
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 10:28:29 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@prettygood Me and my midnight fever-induced gf hallucination.