Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social), page 5

Going to bed soon, but first I have to solve all my problems and end human suffering

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day for a few months, until it stops being fun and starts being work

Get over yourself. And under yourself. Surround yourself on all sides

Pacman is a grim metaphor for compulsive eating while running away from your fears

After 1 AM I start to get sleepy, but if I push through that I can get several more hours of nothing done

Exercise is like “Maybe if I punish my body enough, it’ll be too scared to die”

You can just start screaming any time you want. Feels pretty good

How many of your shy, long-necked 17 foot tall friends are giraffes in disguise? The answer may surprise you!

This will be the year I finally conquer my fears and fight a duck

Tried to drown my sorrows but they learned how to swim, escaped, found the Coast Guard, and got me arrested

If you just ignore everything you know, everything is fine

Were people less insane before social media, or just quieter about it

Very tired but I can’t go to sleep until I worry about 4 more unrelated things

Being an adult is less playing with firecrackers and more spending $40 on furnace filters than I expected

We need more large and terrible beasts. The dinosaurs really left a void

Sick of my cat ignoring current events

If you strike me down, I will become more struck down than you can possibly imagine

Why fight your demons when you can just hang out with them

Whether you're a bird or a human, we all want the same thing: To eat delicious worms

Don’t be ashamed of the things you like. Everything else is also dumb as hell