Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social), page 6

I miss the way things used to be, also terrible but less scary

Life is mostly just freaking out for no good reason, then once in awhile you freak out for a very good reason

You can't run from the truth. Or hungry bears. And don't even think about running from bears who are hungry for truth

Remember to calm down once or twice a day for like 30 seconds

By the age of 30, you should be friends with several local ducks

Too many people fall in love and not enough people fall into a bottomless pit

Sure, getting loud and angry is important, but don’t forget about seething quietly

Every night right before bed I do this cute little thing where I stay up for several more hours

Do people with “hobbies” and “plans” know about couch

Don’t give in to total despair. Tomorrow is another day! Save some despair for then

I just hope you're all secretly in love with me or what's the point of this

ME: Kind of stressed about my personal life right now
WORLD: Hahaha you idiot watch this

The angry little computer in my pocket is hungry again

Apathy is on the rise but nobody cares

Self care is so important. Somebody else please do it for me

Give a man a fish, great. That’s fine. Tear a fish’s family apart. No problem

It’s OK to scream a little bit, or a lot, or a moderate amount

We're just doing the best we can and the worst we can get away with

The problem with making plans is, now you have plans

I wouldn't touch ANYTHING with my ten foot pole. It's an expensive pole! The pole stays at home