Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social), page 4

If you strike me down, I will become more struck down than you can possibly imagine

Why fight your demons when you can just hang out with them

Whether you're a bird or a human, we all want the same thing: To eat delicious worms

Don’t be ashamed of the things you like. Everything else is also dumb as hell

"The best costume is self-respect," I say smugly, as local teens wrap me in toilet paper

You can’t drink enough coffee to fix your problems, but after 6 or 7 cups you get some exciting new problems

Every night I climb into bed and review all the weird things I’ve ever said or thought

Life is short. Hug your friends. Pat strangers on the back. Tickle a tree

We’re all just looking for someone who finds our weirdness cute for some reason

Let me answer your question with another question: What was your question?

Have you been injured by clouds? You may be entitled to condensation

You’re capable of achieving great things! You probably won’t, which is fine. One day at a time

I am good in a crisis and as a reward I get to experience many of them

Sorry I’ve been weird forever, it’s probably due to everything

Animals are basically always camping

Sometimes I doubt the dinosaurs are ever coming back

Please do not be mean to me by accurately pointing out my flaws

Always sad when you realize a new shirt isn’t working out

Good morning to tiny cats in windows everywhere

The party don’t start til I walk in, look around nervously and pull out my phone