Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social), page 4

Imagine changing your life. Cool! Now, imagine a unicorn with machine gun legs

Singles in your area are rapidly multiplying. The sky grows dark. They block out the sun

There’s plenty of fish in the sea, but they only date other fish

Haven't seen a dinosaur in weeks. Starting to worry

Sorry I missed your thing, I randomly forgot about all events and situations

Can’t sleep due to knowing facts and having opinions

If you’re reading this, you’re probably sitting, or standing, or lying down. Maybe 3 of you are falling down a well

You can do anything you put your mind to if it’s very easy

Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. Birds mocked him. Fish disliked him tremendously

Can’t sleep due to 17 vague fears and 4 specific concerns

How do I monetize this creeping sense of despair

Live your best life. Commit insane crimes they’ll make movies about. Teach birds how to start fires

I wonder how many floors floor stores store in-store

Why do I have to prove I’m not a robot? Robots should have to prove they‘re not me

Bed should go to me for once

Life is short. Buy a harmonica. Now lose that harmonica. Life is too short to be messing around with harmonicas

I liked things better before everything got super evil

The brain is a cute little cauliflower with anxiety who lives in a cave

Paying for music is a scam. You can listen to all kinds of other sounds for free. Birds, tea kettles, rusty gates, you name it

Prank your future self by wasting your life