Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social), page 3

I liked things better before everything got super evil

The brain is a cute little cauliflower with anxiety who lives in a cave

Paying for music is a scam. You can listen to all kinds of other sounds for free. Birds, tea kettles, rusty gates, you name it

Prank your future self by wasting your life

Going to bed soon, but first I have to solve all my problems and end human suffering

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day for a few months, until it stops being fun and starts being work

Get over yourself. And under yourself. Surround yourself on all sides

Pacman is a grim metaphor for compulsive eating while running away from your fears

After 1 AM I start to get sleepy, but if I push through that I can get several more hours of nothing done

Exercise is like “Maybe if I punish my body enough, it’ll be too scared to die”

You can just start screaming any time you want. Feels pretty good

How many of your shy, long-necked 17 foot tall friends are giraffes in disguise? The answer may surprise you!

This will be the year I finally conquer my fears and fight a duck

Tried to drown my sorrows but they learned how to swim, escaped, found the Coast Guard, and got me arrested

If you just ignore everything you know, everything is fine

Were people less insane before social media, or just quieter about it

Very tired but I can’t go to sleep until I worry about 4 more unrelated things

Being an adult is less playing with firecrackers and more spending $40 on furnace filters than I expected

We need more large and terrible beasts. The dinosaurs really left a void

Sick of my cat ignoring current events