Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social), page 3

If you can’t accept me at my worst, that seems reasonable. I’ll circle back when I’m somewhat better

I feel great, except for my body and my mind

Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem

If you can’t handle me at my worst, please reschedule my handling appointment

Look, it's easy to despair right now, and that's why I'm doing it

Cats stay sleeping on your outstretched arm like you weren't going to need it today

A new study has found that nobody is currently OK

Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I still worship a large goat statue

Opposites don’t really attract, or else we’d all fall in love with small rocks

Life is short. Tickle a statue. Watch in horror as that statue comes to life. Run from the statue

The inventor of news was like ”We need daily sadness updates”

All the worst people are pissed off, which is nice

I'm just an idiot, standing in front of an open freezer door, wondering why I'm cold all of a sudden

I’m calm in a crisis and at absolutely no other time

I will not rest until my work is done or I get even a tiny bit tired or bored

No offense, but I think all the bad guys should knock it off

Your brain is a squishy freak who hides out in the dark

DOCTOR: This condition shouldn’t stop you from living a normal life
ME: So what is stopping me then

I hope everyone is wearing a shirt they enjoy wearing. No one should have to suffer for their shirt

Speak softly, carry a cool stick, show the awesome stick to everyone, the whole world loves the stick