How many of your shy, long-necked 17 foot tall friends are giraffes in disguise? The answer may surprise you!
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 05:42:52 JST donni saphire -
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jan-2024 21:55:39 JST donni saphire This will be the year I finally conquer my fears and fight a duck
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 06:58:14 JST donni saphire Tried to drown my sorrows but they learned how to swim, escaped, found the Coast Guard, and got me arrested
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 31-Dec-2023 14:05:22 JST donni saphire If you just ignore everything you know, everything is fine
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2023 13:27:46 JST donni saphire Were people less insane before social media, or just quieter about it
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 15:10:29 JST donni saphire Very tired but I can’t go to sleep until I worry about 4 more unrelated things
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Dec-2023 11:20:36 JST donni saphire Being an adult is less playing with firecrackers and more spending $40 on furnace filters than I expected
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Dec-2023 06:45:20 JST donni saphire We need more large and terrible beasts. The dinosaurs really left a void
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 07-Dec-2023 12:30:13 JST donni saphire Sick of my cat ignoring current events
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 22:49:00 JST donni saphire If you strike me down, I will become more struck down than you can possibly imagine
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 13:59:07 JST donni saphire Why fight your demons when you can just hang out with them
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 05:43:23 JST donni saphire Whether you're a bird or a human, we all want the same thing: To eat delicious worms
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-Nov-2023 20:13:56 JST donni saphire Don’t be ashamed of the things you like. Everything else is also dumb as hell
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2023 06:19:23 JST donni saphire "The best costume is self-respect," I say smugly, as local teens wrap me in toilet paper
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 10:20:15 JST donni saphire You can’t drink enough coffee to fix your problems, but after 6 or 7 cups you get some exciting new problems
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Oct-2023 16:42:32 JST donni saphire Every night I climb into bed and review all the weird things I’ve ever said or thought
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Oct-2023 03:59:03 JST donni saphire Life is short. Hug your friends. Pat strangers on the back. Tickle a tree
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Sep-2023 12:31:48 JST donni saphire We’re all just looking for someone who finds our weirdness cute for some reason
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 10:38:28 JST donni saphire Let me answer your question with another question: What was your question?
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 13:35:54 JST donni saphire Have you been injured by clouds? You may be entitled to condensation