Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social), page 2

Going to change the world with my brilliant ideas today! Or maybe just eat a salad

If I were a giraffe, I would wear a turtleneck and look amazing in it

What a time to be alive for terrible people with stupid ideas

Life is a series of sandwiches, sometimes interrupted by non-sandwich things like anxiety and war

The ever-increasing global chaos and turmoil makes it difficult to focus on my personal chaos and turmoil

Personally, I have always disliked stuff that sucks. And yet, it just keeps happening

You have to learn to love yourself despite knowing way too much about yourself

I hope someday me and my brain can be friends

Your brain knows everything about you, and that's the problem

Everything happens for a reason. Usually a stupid reason. But sometimes also evil

Not a fan of the ceaseless horrors. They’re starting to get annoying

In many cultures, the collapse of civilization is considered a bad omen

In my humble opinion, things in the world should consider getting better, instead of constantly worse

My enemies will definitely respect me if I surrender in a chill and likable way

You should go to bed and stop scrolling. Me, though, I’ll be scrolling for several more hours, as I have taken a solemn oath

I used to enjoy learning new facts, but lately all new information is bad

Every day we must learn of 8 new horrible things (bare minimum) while also staying positive, a feat easily accomplished by simply being insane

Can’t believe they’re doing another year already. We just had one! So predictable

Love to sleep, hate going to bed. Hate waking up, love eating breakfast. Life is a rich pageant

Tomorrow is another day to keep doing your best while cartoonish villains destroy society in every direction