Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social), page 2

Every night right before bed I do this cute little thing where I stay up for several more hours

Do people with “hobbies” and “plans” know about couch

Don’t give in to total despair. Tomorrow is another day! Save some despair for then

I just hope you're all secretly in love with me or what's the point of this

ME: Kind of stressed about my personal life right now
WORLD: Hahaha you idiot watch this

The angry little computer in my pocket is hungry again

Apathy is on the rise but nobody cares

Self care is so important. Somebody else please do it for me

Give a man a fish, great. That’s fine. Tear a fish’s family apart. No problem

It’s OK to scream a little bit, or a lot, or a moderate amount

We're just doing the best we can and the worst we can get away with

The problem with making plans is, now you have plans

I wouldn't touch ANYTHING with my ten foot pole. It's an expensive pole! The pole stays at home

After this year, I will need another year to rest up for the following year

Went to the kitchen for a glass of water but accidentally ate 9 slices of cheese

Believe in yourself but question yourself, too, because you are real but also ridiculous

Can you just credit me? I mean, I’m on here https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/113530137138995836

The collapse of civilization is kind of annoying for me, personally

Giving up and going to bed is good for the environment

Inside, we're all the same: Terrifying piles of blood and bones