Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)

Can you just credit me? I mean, I’m on here https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/113530137138995836

The collapse of civilization is kind of annoying for me, personally

Giving up and going to bed is good for the environment

Inside, we're all the same: Terrifying piles of blood and bones

If you can’t accept me at my worst, that seems reasonable. I’ll circle back when I’m somewhat better

I feel great, except for my body and my mind

Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem

If you can’t handle me at my worst, please reschedule my handling appointment

Look, it's easy to despair right now, and that's why I'm doing it

Cats stay sleeping on your outstretched arm like you weren't going to need it today

A new study has found that nobody is currently OK

Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I still worship a large goat statue

Opposites don’t really attract, or else we’d all fall in love with small rocks

Life is short. Tickle a statue. Watch in horror as that statue comes to life. Run from the statue

The inventor of news was like ”We need daily sadness updates”

All the worst people are pissed off, which is nice

I'm just an idiot, standing in front of an open freezer door, wondering why I'm cold all of a sudden

I’m calm in a crisis and at absolutely no other time

I will not rest until my work is done or I get even a tiny bit tired or bored

No offense, but I think all the bad guys should knock it off