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Notices by Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 05:19:34 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    Yeah steak bake spider is nice, but have you seen the Pret-a-Spider?

    https://jonty.github.io/pret-a-spider/

    In conversation about 18 hours ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 07:58:37 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing
    • Nat Buckley

    Right, it's been A TIME, and it might be too late, but we have a fantastic website thanks to @natbuckley.

    Anti-SXSW is vaguely go. We just need you to help make it happen.

    If you'd like to run an FKFJ event, or get involved: https://fkfj.london

    In conversation about 2 days ago from chaos.social permalink

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    2. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: fkfj.london
      FKFJ — a free diy festival — 2–7 June 2025 — yes you’re involved
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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 02:17:47 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    Slightly concerned our new toaster is actually a claymore mine

    In conversation about 22 days ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 11:29:25 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    It's What3Words accounts filing day 🎉

    The good news! They reduced yearly losses to £10.6m from £16.4m, and turnover increased from £1m to £2.1m!

    The bad news! They achieved this by laying off 36 staff, and that £1m increase is probably from a single EU client.

    They have £15m in assets remaining

    In conversation about a month ago from chaos.social permalink
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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 11:29:23 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing
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    Given they have a year to go at best, they'll be trying to raise money again.

    DO NOT INVEST IN THE W3W CROWDCUBE. They've done it three times now, and I expect they'll do it again out of desperation. You will lose all of your money.

    In conversation about a month ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2025 04:56:14 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    I am trapped inside some kind of nightmare trying to rearrange a delivery that won't fit through our postbox.

    What are we having delivered? A larger postbox.

    In conversation about a month ago from chaos.social permalink
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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:32:38 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    In case of emergency: A map of every capybara in the UK and France

    https://www.google.com/maps/@/data=!4m3!11m2!2s8x4VZIBoZrTUaKNCwPtUM_DWiQmlEA!3e3?utm_source=mstt_0

    In conversation about 2 months ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:02:39 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    I feel sorry for young people who will never experience the intense satisfaction of pressing a CRT monitor degauss button

    In conversation about 2 months ago from chaos.social permalink
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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 23:56:26 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    Has anyone told them

    In conversation about 2 months ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 08:24:14 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    Reminder: Just because someone is posting on social media a lot, visibly doing projects, and otherwise looks like they're living their best life

    1) Does not mean they are ok - social media is often a distraction and an escape valve

    2) Does not mean they are ignoring you - they may be overwhelmed and incapable of handling messages

    In conversation about 3 months ago from chaos.social permalink
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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 02:19:14 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    This prehistoric fish wishes you a happy Wednesday

    In conversation about 3 months ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 31-Jan-2025 08:33:40 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    Turns out the cure for impostor syndrome is discovering quite how incompetent the person who previously did the job was

    In conversation about 4 months ago from chaos.social permalink
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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jan-2025 05:37:35 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    Unpopular opinion: Dogs do not belong in shared offices. I will not change my mind.

    In conversation about 4 months ago from chaos.social permalink
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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-2025 14:39:36 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    would anybody like a KEEP EARTH WEIRD sticker because I have a lot of KEEP EARTH WEIRD stickers

    In conversation about 4 months ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 18:11:58 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing
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    Honestly the funniest thing I've seen this year. I know it's only mid-January, but still.

    In conversation about 4 months ago from chaos.social permalink
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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 18:11:57 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing
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    you had ONE JOB

    In conversation about 4 months ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 02:03:59 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    Things I regret: Looking at github issues for the open-source self-driving car conversion kit.

    Thousands of people use these things on public roads.

    https://github.com/commaai/openpilot/issues/34346

    In conversation about 4 months ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 02:03:57 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing
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    Candidate for understatement of the year: "This can be a safety issue if a driver is misled into thinking that steering is occurring"

    In conversation about 4 months ago from chaos.social permalink
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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 02:03:56 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing
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    The most damning evidence I've ever seen for "this device is only used by single people":

    If you have a passenger they *also* have to be looking at the road or it sets off the "pay attention" alarm.

    Or they can put their head on the dashboard.

    In conversation about 4 months ago from chaos.social permalink

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    Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 01:34:21 JST Jonty Wareing Jonty Wareing

    You can say "Threads is an apocalyptic drama which causes psychological damage" and accurately describe both Threads (1984 British TV film) and Threads (2023 Social Network)

    In conversation about 4 months ago from chaos.social permalink
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