Yeah steak bake spider is nice, but have you seen the Pret-a-Spider?
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 05:19:34 JST Jonty Wareing
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 07:58:37 JST Jonty Wareing
Right, it's been A TIME, and it might be too late, but we have a fantastic website thanks to @natbuckley.
Anti-SXSW is vaguely go. We just need you to help make it happen.
If you'd like to run an FKFJ event, or get involved: https://fkfj.london
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 02:17:47 JST Jonty Wareing
Slightly concerned our new toaster is actually a claymore mine
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 11:29:25 JST Jonty Wareing
It's What3Words accounts filing day 🎉
The good news! They reduced yearly losses to £10.6m from £16.4m, and turnover increased from £1m to £2.1m!
The bad news! They achieved this by laying off 36 staff, and that £1m increase is probably from a single EU client.
They have £15m in assets remaining
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 11:29:23 JST Jonty Wareing
Given they have a year to go at best, they'll be trying to raise money again.
DO NOT INVEST IN THE W3W CROWDCUBE. They've done it three times now, and I expect they'll do it again out of desperation. You will lose all of your money.
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2025 04:56:14 JST Jonty Wareing
I am trapped inside some kind of nightmare trying to rearrange a delivery that won't fit through our postbox.
What are we having delivered? A larger postbox.
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:32:38 JST Jonty Wareing
In case of emergency: A map of every capybara in the UK and France
https://www.google.com/maps/@/data=!4m3!11m2!2s8x4VZIBoZrTUaKNCwPtUM_DWiQmlEA!3e3?utm_source=mstt_0
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:02:39 JST Jonty Wareing
I feel sorry for young people who will never experience the intense satisfaction of pressing a CRT monitor degauss button
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 23:56:26 JST Jonty Wareing
Has anyone told them
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 08:24:14 JST Jonty Wareing
Reminder: Just because someone is posting on social media a lot, visibly doing projects, and otherwise looks like they're living their best life
1) Does not mean they are ok - social media is often a distraction and an escape valve
2) Does not mean they are ignoring you - they may be overwhelmed and incapable of handling messages
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 02:19:14 JST Jonty Wareing
This prehistoric fish wishes you a happy Wednesday
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 31-Jan-2025 08:33:40 JST Jonty Wareing
Turns out the cure for impostor syndrome is discovering quite how incompetent the person who previously did the job was
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jan-2025 05:37:35 JST Jonty Wareing
Unpopular opinion: Dogs do not belong in shared offices. I will not change my mind.
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-2025 14:39:36 JST Jonty Wareing
would anybody like a KEEP EARTH WEIRD sticker because I have a lot of KEEP EARTH WEIRD stickers
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 18:11:58 JST Jonty Wareing
Honestly the funniest thing I've seen this year. I know it's only mid-January, but still.
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 18:11:57 JST Jonty Wareing
you had ONE JOB
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 02:03:59 JST Jonty Wareing
Things I regret: Looking at github issues for the open-source self-driving car conversion kit.
Thousands of people use these things on public roads.
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 02:03:57 JST Jonty Wareing
Candidate for understatement of the year: "This can be a safety issue if a driver is misled into thinking that steering is occurring"
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 02:03:56 JST Jonty Wareing
The most damning evidence I've ever seen for "this device is only used by single people":
If you have a passenger they *also* have to be looking at the road or it sets off the "pay attention" alarm.
Or they can put their head on the dashboard.
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Jonty Wareing (jonty@chaos.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 01:34:21 JST Jonty Wareing
You can say "Threads is an apocalyptic drama which causes psychological damage" and accurately describe both Threads (1984 British TV film) and Threads (2023 Social Network)
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