Notices by ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)

me watching an old Italian woman roll out a perfect sheet of pasta with a long stick: oh wow cool i can do that

me trying to roll out a perfect sheet of pasta with a long stick: what the fuck is this deviltry, what monstrous God allows horror like this to exist on earth

#piss

LOGGING ON

going to the store, anyone need anything?

real

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Reframe your ideas about the value of labor by considering what happens at a restaurant when the line cook can't work (chaos) vs what happens at a corporation when the CEO can't work (nothing)

this is the new 'Baby Shoes, Never Worn'

I prefer stereotypical school shooters opening fire on politicians instead of children, maybe if the politicians feel personally endangered they'll do something about it

I kneel in the direction of Google HQ chanting my mantra, "the electricity needs of AI supercede the human requirement of an inhabitable planet"

outside the window a choir of Boston Dynamics robot dogs bark the national anthem

most relatable playlist ever

when someone doesn't like my posts

'Dune' spoilers:

honestly a lot of people in this world deserve to have Britney Spears emerge from their television like Sadako to drag their souls to hell

life under capitalism

rise and grind

weird how a country organized around the principle "let's monetize every single human interaction to benefit an idle, vampiric shareholder class" is falling apart like a wet cardboard box

I will never apologize for a post

this checks out

whenever a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then all the politicians do this