Notices by ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse), page 2

LOGGING ON

for Godzilla, every city is walkable

seems fair

Donkey Kong mural
Concord, New Hampshire

"what if we replaced *people* with a computer facsimile that sucks ass, uses a billion gallons of water and doesn't work but is technically cheaper?"

- every CEO over the last 4 months

guy who's never written or drawn anything or had a single creative thought, considering AI:

at last I have been freed to tell MY STORY by this miraculous automated plagiarism machine!

google search is really going to shit, searched for 'gaming mouse' and this is what i got

Stuffing my dick into a Bitcoin ATM & hollering "MONEY ISNT REAL!" as I send an NFT of my nut sack to the head of the CIA

the Poster's Throne

Jorts dot Horse:

RESPECT OUR PISS

meet me at the brutalist KFC in ten minutes if you want an ass-kicking

today's vibe

brb putting on put on my slipurrrrrs

the Cybertuck cockpit looks like a shitty 3d render of the cheapest VR driving rig on AliExpress

you either die a cat, or live long enough to become the tree

the future Leftists want

Leт'ѕ ɢeт тнeѕe ɢαιɴѕ, вröтнer

Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas

i posted this on bsky and a complete stranger got so mad about it they said they "fucking hated" me and blocked me when I went 'lol'

being normal is pretty much impossible for a lot of people, i guess

every time i see a picture of Hideo Kojima living his best life (which is every picture of Hideo Kojima) I am compelled to boot up 'Death Stranding' again and lament my computer's inability to run it at max settings