I prefer stereotypical school shooters opening fire on politicians instead of children, maybe if the politicians feel personally endangered they'll do something about it
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 03:28:54 JST ancient catbus
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2024 04:40:48 JST ancient catbus
I kneel in the direction of Google HQ chanting my mantra, "the electricity needs of AI supercede the human requirement of an inhabitable planet"
outside the window a choir of Boston Dynamics robot dogs bark the national anthem
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2024 23:22:33 JST ancient catbus
most relatable playlist ever
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2024 08:48:46 JST ancient catbus
when someone doesn't like my posts
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 11:21:34 JST ancient catbus
'Dune' spoilers:
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 23:20:55 JST ancient catbus
honestly a lot of people in this world deserve to have Britney Spears emerge from their television like Sadako to drag their souls to hell
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 28-May-2024 15:49:17 JST ancient catbus
life under capitalism
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 00:38:31 JST ancient catbus
rise and grind
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 23:44:25 JST ancient catbus
weird how a country organized around the principle "let's monetize every single human interaction to benefit an idle, vampiric shareholder class" is falling apart like a wet cardboard box
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Thursday, 09-May-2024 15:14:55 JST ancient catbus
I will never apologize for a post
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Apr-2024 08:30:36 JST ancient catbus
this checks out
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 07:43:01 JST ancient catbus
whenever a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then all the politicians do this
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 00:02:40 JST ancient catbus
LOGGING ON
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 22:24:48 JST ancient catbus
for Godzilla, every city is walkable
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Saturday, 30-Mar-2024 05:34:08 JST ancient catbus
seems fair
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Sunday, 24-Mar-2024 10:13:30 JST ancient catbus
Donkey Kong mural
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 02:11:04 JST ancient catbus
"what if we replaced *people* with a computer facsimile that sucks ass, uses a billion gallons of water and doesn't work but is technically cheaper?"
- every CEO over the last 4 months
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 04:04:45 JST ancient catbus
guy who's never written or drawn anything or had a single creative thought, considering AI:
at last I have been freed to tell MY STORY by this miraculous automated plagiarism machine!
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2024 19:25:51 JST ancient catbus
google search is really going to shit, searched for 'gaming mouse' and this is what i got
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ancient catbus (ancient_catbus@jorts.horse)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-2024 12:01:40 JST ancient catbus
Stuffing my dick into a Bitcoin ATM & hollering "MONEY ISNT REAL!" as I send an NFT of my nut sack to the head of the CIA