Notices by Joe Groff (joe@f.duriansoftware.com)

tired: building for x86_64-unknown-linux
wired: building for wasm32-unknown-unknown
inspired: building for unknown-unknown-unknown

Did you know that standard C23 comes with a built-in coding agent?

```
const char main[] = {
#embed “/dev/random”
};
```

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save memory in your C++ program with this tip! instead of allocating objects on the heap with `new`, recycle existing objects with the `old` operator

modest proposal for wide pointers in C

```
void (*thin_pointer)();
void (＊thick_pointer)();
```

if memcpy(3), why no mempste(3)?

quote toots, or "quoots",

“printf debugging” implies that there is also “scanf embugging”

We projected the effects of removing morays from the aquarium environment through a process called simulated uneeling

@dalias "this modal dialog could have been an email"

as someone who does a lot of computering in moving vehicles and doesn't get particularly motion-sick, i gotta say the "Vehicle Motion Cues" accessibility setting in iOS made a huge difference in my ability to look at a screen while things are moving around me, and now with Tahoe, it's also in macOS. would highly recommend

As the prophecies foretold
https://tech.lgbt/@jnadeau/114656619252634650

well well well. if it isn't the technology brothers
https://tiny.tilde.website/@pho4cexa/114654293516340458

in the course of a function's execution, it may encounter a perfectly normal situation in which it successfully accepts its inputs and returns a value to the caller. this is called an "acception", and we can process these values using "acception handlers"

Lately I've noticed an almost cult-like mentality among stopped clock deniers. And if you had asked me six hours ago, I would've agreed with them—that clock was literally as wrong as it can possibly be. But if you're not looking at that clock right this moment,

serifs are my passion. that’s why i became a font end developer

now you can boot your linux kernel via the fediverse, thanks to ActivityGrub

remember, if you solved a paradox, no you didn't

can you believe this is how we used to shame underperforming computers

when your macro is bad, it should be defined using `macro_sucks!`