Notices by Alarod (alarod@mstdn.social), page 2

@br00t4c Trump Supporter (leaving early): Sorry, Donald. The garbage truck is here and that’s my ride home!

@br00t4c Yes, I’d love to see Trump go Mano a Mano with the Ayatollah. Except I wouldn’t have a dog in that fight.

@mekkaokereke Lest we forget, Scarlett O’Hara was a slave owner. And one of her spiritual heirs is Sidney Powell, the crinkly old country gal who shamelessly perpetrated voter fraud with a country accent.

@br00t4c He didn’t lose his mind. He never had a mind to lose. America, I’m beginning to think that you richly deserve this monster. 👹

@br00t4c “Heh-heh-heh! Well, at least I’m not the dumbest president in American history any more! What a relief! Thanks, Mr. Trump!”

@br00t4c Okay, are we turning into a bunch of Ghouls now? Is no disgrace enough?

@br00t4c
Grant Cardone, you are a nobody who almost no one ever heard of before. But now every Democrat in the country is going to make a point of remembering that you said “Slaughter them,” in reference to them. Mr. Cardone, that’s an awful lot of enemies to make in one day. And I frankly don’t think that you are going to slaughter jack shit, pipsqueak.

@br00t4c “But he really does have small hands,” Rubio added.

Building Inspector: Here’s your problem, America. Half of your house is made out of termites! 😱

@br00t4c No. Because this year the Democrat wins.

@br00t4c Television Man: Yes, I know, James! What do you expect me to do about it, jump up off my sofa and hit the Nazis with my bag of potato chips?

@br00t4c He wasn’t assassinating, he was just sniping. 🤪

@br00t4c Let’s just accept that bright young things always turn into dumb old farts, in every generation ever born.

@br00t4c “I even thought about it, and I’m his running mate!”

@br00t4c The return of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius will finally right a grave injustice that has been going on for far too long. Britain threw the Chagos Islanders out of their homes in 1965, and they haven’t been back since. These will be the grandchildren getting their islands back!

@br00t4c It’s sad when a person is addicted to getting negative attention.

@br00t4c No flame-throwing animals, please.😬

@br00t4c This is the occasion when the term “Rock” became completely meaningless. I was about 11 years old when Dylan went electric and became a “rock star.” Someone told me that the folkies were offended because Dylan was trying to make folk sound like rock. “I’m much more offended that Dylan is trying to make rock sound like folk!” I replied. As the years rolled by, there would be much more to offend me in this regard.

@Americanist4u He’s been hanging out with Nazis for ages. The guy on the street is saying “That’s just Donald.”🤦♂️