Notices by Micr0byte (micr0@fuzzies.wtf), page 8

@solidsanek good source of fiber! gotta stay healthy

Nintendo is making an alarm clock that makes you WOKE!!! this is unacceptable!!!

/s

@altbot now supports 11 languages!! :aubrey_happy:

those being:

• English (en)
• Belarusian (be)
• German (de)
• Russian (ru)
• Spanish (es)
• French (fr)
• Italian (it)
• Japanese (ja)
• Chinese (zh)
• Portuguese (pt)
• Korean (ko)

it uses the original post's language to respond and generate an alt text in that language accordingly, :kel_silly:

if you dont see your language here feel free to contribute a translation on github!

boost to spread accessibility for everyone! :basil_read:

what the fuck is that thing

hai peeps! an announcement of sorts!

i made a new bot for generating alt text called @altbot

one of the main features is that you can follow it, and it will follow you back. then, when you post something without alt text, it will generate one for you. this is super useful if you forget or if it's just too much work.

remember, some alt text is better than no alt text!

you can also mention it in a reply if you prefer. anyhow, enjoy!

boosts appreciated! the fediverse is an inclusive place, so let's make sure it truly is for everyone!

got my tar.gz

please boost for federation!

new instance, new #introduction post!

https://fuzzies.wtf for the win!! :fuzzy:

hai chat! im micr0, i post about tech stuff, funny things, and uhh life, my interest are very vast and wide tho and i hyperfixate and a lot of things and then switch to different things, so expect a wide variety of stuff

fav games of all time: celeste and portal 2

fav shows of all time: bochi the rock and girls' last tour

fav movies of all time: tenet, her, and basically anything else by christopher nolan lmao

i like to code, mess with linux and stuff too, and i sometimes post videos about that silly stuff on youtube

oh also join fuzzies.wtf! what the fuzzy!! :fuzzy:

@Jain @alyx @macr0 your instance is just fucked up ig

@Jain @alyx @macr0 ?? where

@Jain @alyx @macr0 im offended you think it's a Markov bot

lidl catgirl

truely an amazing age we live in

@kaia holy shit that is fucking sick, that's what i need in life

Hi this is my #introduction i just joined #mastodon, i am #new here, please #follow me. let's #beatTheAlgorithm im trying #mastodon because it is #opensource, #decentralized, and #free i work in the #it #sector and #love #computerscience.. #please #followme. #pleasehelp. #the #hashtags. #i #cant #escape. #imlosingmymind. #help, #this #is #what #mastodon #social #did #to #me.

@GossiTheDog im confused, in the official masto guide they tell you to add commands for clearing the cache in your crontab once a week,, is this the same thing or different?

https://docs.joinmastodon.org/admin/setup/#cleanup

don't kill yourself, you idiot

@disarray mentioned

i got a message for all you liberals out there. you want my gun? my firearm? come take it from me. just walk through my door come, into my home, and take it from me. with your weak soft liberal girlish hands... just try to put those hands on me those soft liberal hands, put them on me, on my body, just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm giving me goosebumps... you want my gun? come kiss me for it but not like right away don't be too obvious with it... let's do that thing where we our faces get close to each other, and you know what's going to happen it's just a matter of time, you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely... like in a walk to remember, come do that for my gun. bite my lip and play with my hair. for my firearm. if you want my gun come spank me for it... not like, not like too hard but like, like still hard you know like, like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time. you pussy liberals

@kaia Sam Bankman-Tried