Notices by Micr0byte (micr0@fuzzies.wtf), page 7

@sapphire @prettygood thats what they all say

@sapphire @prettygood that is an artists room if i have ever seen one (in a good way)

@sapphire @prettygood mood tbfh, I have my bass and I can play shit, only with tabs

same with the midi keyboard, I don't really know how to play piano or anything I just like using it for melodies

@prettygood both of those things are from friends, the bottom one is a poster my friend got at a convention and shipped it to me and the other a friend ( @rain ) drew for me <3

cleaned my desk the other day

rate my setup

goodnight my little fruit cakes

@prettygood opinions

people have their own opinions

I'm gonna start calling Bluesky 'Wayland' since it's supposed to replace X and it's modern and cleaner with most people choosing to use it over mastodon or X even at the cost of initial lack of support and early adopter problems

fixed your post :3c

https://social.linux.pizza/@theodric/113531000608434460

@kaia France should be a sea too

damn, mark is reading my messages too

have you seen him????

@lain bro why does he look like he is being held at gunpoint

litterally fedi

@grillchen @kaia what is that? and it's for just 30 bucks???

im about to lose 30 bucks

@lain no, good nightingning

#sponsor #ad #nulled #llc #company #money #forprofit #data #center #server #host #vps

use the hashtag #plushtodon today! get your post boosted by Eugene! and watch as your small instance dies for a few days due to overloading!

even better yet! include a link to your own website! yes your own website! what will that do? it will ddos your own website! every single instance server which follows Eugene will go to your site to get metadata, ddosing your website!

it's that simple!

someone posted about getting Comcast to give them more upload bandwidth somehow and i can't find that post. I have been paying for the more expensive plan just to get at least 20mbps up... and apparently you can say some stuff to have a normal plan with good upload speeds,

i really want to find the person who posted about that, i don't want to keep overpaying, please tell me how

please boost to help find this magic person

Alright, time for my mandatory Fediverse check. Sigh… let’s get this over with.

door opens

“You’re late. You know the deal. You can post a low-effort meme for a few likes, or you can attempt a niche shitpost and risk getting ratioed.”

Here in the corner of the Fediverse, no one dares to shoot for a viral post. It’s safer to stick with cat memes or boost others' selfies—those are the raw chicken of engagement. Sure, you could try posting something deep for more clout, but no one wants to risk a thread going unread just for half a dopamine hit more.

“Tomorrow, you better not be late, or I’ll make you reply to ten threads with zero context.”

“Yes, yes, I know. I won’t be late.”

Down here, where most of us are just humble micro-posters, we scrape by with one post per day, just enough engagement to survive. It’s a quiet life—endless boosts, a sprinkle of custom emojis, and clinging to any crumb of validation. If you want to rise in the hierarchy, you have to keep posting. Everyone dreams of reaching the top layers where the Fediverse Celebs reign, but those folks were born into it— @yassie_j and @vozercozer didn’t have to grind like the rest of us.

For us, the only way up is through the Tower of Engagement. The Tower is the only thing connecting this underlayer to the higher circles of followers and recognition. To climb, you need to navigate the most complicated thread chains imaginable—tagging strangers, invoking ancient memes, dodging awkward interactions. It’s exhausting, and no one from down here has ever made it. Even if you’re bold enough to try, you’ll need a follow-back ticket from someone inside. I’ve never even dared ask for one, but if I want to become a Fediverse Pro someday, I’ll have to.

In my corner of the Fediverse, people disappear into the void of inactivity every day. There was this one user next to me, my mutual for years. One time, they tried posting a hot take instead of sticking to comfy vibes.

vagueposting noises

NO! WHY DID THEY TRY TO POST A HOT TAKE!?!?!

And just like that, they were gone—deleted their account and fell into the void. Now, I’m alone on this instance, surrounded by ghost accounts and half-dead timelines.

Up on the higher layers, only Fediverse Celebs can create the spicy threads or dunk on posts without consequence. For the rest of us, it’s strictly forbidden. Of course, I had to learn that the hard way. One day, while browsing the depths of the timeline, I found an untouched classic meme from 2015. No one has posted one like it in years. Naturally, I had to try and claim it.

“Hey! Stop right there!”

Oh no. I was busted.

“You thought you could steal a vintage meme? What, you trying to bypass the posting meta?”

“No, no! I just thought it’d be cool to share it. I didn’t mean any harm!”

“Enough talk. I want you to write two vague, emotionally cryptic posts now.”

“Two? Alright… Sorry! I’ll do it.”

“You know what? You seem too eager for two. Make it three.”

“Uh… okay. Three it is.”

“Actually, make it four.”

“Four?! That’s unreasonable! But fine, I’ll do it…”
starts posting cryptic messages like "Sometimes the wind howls, but it’s really just you" while muttering to self

Here in the Fediverse, punishment always comes in the form of awkward engagement. And that was the last time I ever messed with outdated memes.

“Consider yourself lucky that was a light sentence. And remember—down here, you follow the rules.”

It’s safe to say that life on the bottom level of the Fediverse isn’t the greatest.

@rat