Notices by jacqueline 🌟 (jacqueline@chaos.social), page 4

i am meant to be: replying to emails about customs clearance

i am actually: reading about challenges in the quartz mining industry

>”fully remote role”
>US-only

critical cups vulnerability (cat knocks them over)

sometimes u gotta write the toot out, have a little chuckle, then delete the whole thing

cohost

@gsuberland how lucky. it's not worth it.

i just think it's so great and so cool how we've invented a way for shitty webforum admins to declare war upon each other

i'm thinking of the google maps product manager who, in 2018, told me that full self-driving was just around the corner and was about to change everything. hope you're hanging in there, bud!

@epilys beautiful women named ChanServ keep messaging me

mastodon is the only platform where i’ve had people actively tell me multiple times “hey try using hashtags!”

i will never use hashtags

people on tumblr and cohost-type sites will also tell u to tag, but this is a very different kind of tagging experience imo

i’m CRUSHING out code with my POWERFUL THIGHS

hey check this out https://www.crowdsupply.com/cool-tech-zone/tangara

my handle is j3n0v4h. i could crash your company’s whole network with the click of a button. there’s no system i can’t access and no boundary i won’t break. if a multimillion dollar company has a security issue, i’ll disclose it responsibly for free. and i’m here today to tell you about the incredible value on offer today to business customers from my employer, CrowdStrike

defcon seems like such a weird event, and not in the way some of its attendees want it to be weird

trying to track down an old mate who was never very online, and all i'm learning so far is that the era of facebook as a universal address book is freaking over. thought it'd be a good place to start, but it's just a wasteland.

they should invent a sporting event where everyone chills the fuck out

who do i vote for to oppose this please?

@dalias gonna check what the australian greens party's policy on this is

rattle reduction fittings revision looks good :)