Notices by jacqueline 🌟 (jacqueline@chaos.social), page 2

@mntmn cat oshw 🤝 dog oshw

just tried grepping for ';' in a c file ama

getting called homophobic for calling the voices inside our head "gay idiots"

move over ‘linux’, 2025 is the year of jacqueline

every ai art deployment should be legally mandated to include the prompt used, so that we can all see how bland and lifeless the imaginations of the people deploying are

@pluralistic batch 1 resumes shipping soon sorry for the delay it’s all mouser xmas/ny stuff

cool tech zone merch: t-shirt the just says "what would mnt do"

so far my main impression of irc is i don't understand how it can simultaneously be *this* complicated whilst also lacking so many of the features i've come to expect of chat platforms

@sally what a strange thing to say

@SuperDicq it's from their website https://konversation.kde.org/

@SuperDicq i would prefer an app where buttons are labeled according to their function rather than helpful labels such as 'm', 'k', and who can forget 's'

this is why people dont take irc seriously

how the fuck do i respond to this guy who's basically emailed me to ask "hello do u have plans to make tangara 2: smaller, cheaper, faster?"

i do my best to be polite but like come on man.

jacqueline project update: i am looking for additional work. please hire me.

i am a very good software engineer. i can lead engineering teams, i can manage projects, i can design hardware. i have brought a physical product to market. i'm quite the catch!

if you've ever used an android phone, then you've run code i wrote. if you've gotten directions with google maps, you've used ui built by me and the team i used to lead. i'm also quite good at backend server development!

#fedihired

nlnet please give me one million dollars so i can make the one true foss discord killer

i'm learning that the state of open source instant messaging is still a fucking joke

are there any transgender people on this app?

the main thing about 'copilots' in an aviation context is they're typically fucking morons who push all the controls randomly and need constant monitoring to make sure they dont crash the plane

i guess 'github junior who lied on his resume' probably would've been a bit wordy

saving github money by replacing the llm with random guys off fiverr. no decrease in output quality