Notices by Shebang 🔜 FOSDEM (shebang@chaos.social)

@jessew @green ( @iro_miya voice ) freakyyyyyy

@jessew ah yes. the wonder bread and the cuckchair

@jessew right in front of you numnuts

girls,,,,,,,

flirting in French: "woa,,,,"

flirting in German: banned immediately. restraining order. the police have been called to your location

I pulled "geschlechtsverkehr" as a joke during sex and the entity i was doing it with politely asked me to not pronounce a single word of German in bed ever again

@jessew shebang on my back til I

@mie @jessew I do not approve

Bro what the fuck is mie yapping about

Death to America

me when someone asks me what the first letter of the alphabet is

https://sk.girlthi.ng/notes/a5s337jysj2001mu

i cannot stop listening to gvrlstink

@jessew @mie By the grace of god CW that you absolute fuckwit

new CVSS, 9.3726 score: if you ask the software "can i hack you pwease,,, 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺", it will let you hack it

The next station is: North Station. Change here for TfP, Transilien and French National Railway Company services.

Micheal Blomberg

man my eurostar tickets have gotta be worth gold rn

I don't like that I know how to do things on Linux

Today we are going to perform an installation of Arch Linux by deduction rather than memory

@jessew top 10 des rappeurs qui se sont mangés un coup de poing. top 9. favé. favé il s'est pris un cadeau empoisonné par des mecs du mans. le mans c'est tellement paumé comme ville que je ne sais même pas où c'est.