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@jessew i need to see you.

@jessew NOOOOOOO

@jessew if a normal person gets bpd from interacting with you does a bpd haver get super bpd or does it even out

@jessew :D

@jessew the technician is not ready for the unbridled power of a Jesse 4 hours before having to see another human

Okay, if you have a "zero click RCE" in Omarchy, sure ruining the computers of those who use it is funny, but I have a few suggestions to force everyone *out* of Omarchy:

- Kernel panic the computer after 5 minutes of opening any browser
- make SSH client not work at all unpredictably
- lag the computer intensely by slamming the CPU whenever a code editor is opened. or vim.
- brick Steam by appending LD_LIBRARY_LOAD towards an empty folder any time the binary is launched

- ramp up and down fan speed at random
- every random boot, the gpu isn't accounted for
- brick the sudoers file for a single boot
- shutdown the screen, pc speaker plays the lenovo failed POST diagnostic beeps, shutdown the computer entirely

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I've got Active Directory, Proxmox and Ansible experience, I hate Microsoft with a passion yet have experience with Windows/Office.

I have experience managing IT support desks, building an internal use Linux distribution and training employees.

FOSS environments preferred. Start around January 2027, flexible.

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ja mann, komm in die gruppe! fünf Puppygirls in 6 monaten!!! ja mann!!!!

@jessew @_r No she doesn't, now let her work pipsqueak

@jessew full government name, god fucking damn girl

Reminder that in many jurisdictions, not acting when someone is in danger is a crime that can get you arrested. You *have* to act if you're aware a friend is going to kill themselves, or cops will build a narrative against you, and at worst you could be literally convicted of involuntary manslaughter.

I'm not saying "tell the cops if your friend is having a mental health crisis". Calling an ambulance is one of the best things you can do.

@jessew hey!!!!

@jessew damn girl

@jessew ?

Girl with a "free french kiss" sign at 39c3

@miya Not so sure, you ever heard of herpes type 1

@jessew What the fuck why are we giving rats alzheimer's

@jessew NO

call me http the way im insecure and easily manipulatable