Notices by Shift, the font wielder (shebang@chaos.social)

wrong question: do all debian maintainers have colored hair

right question: i have colored my hair. how do i become a debian maintainer

@q66 Done.

@hermlon Check out the Carolabrücke. I have no idea if they've cleaned up the pedestrian side that collapsed recently yet or not.

Also they have some nice trams!!

The fact people on Bluesky are more united against RMS than on here is a fucking disgrace and embarassment. Do better. We represent free software communities more here than anywhere else.

It's about time we fucking show that giving the boot to RMS and protecting those he has shown himself to hurt is more important than respectability politics and false pretenses of apoliticism in free software

I think at the very least, we give the man the boot for his bullshit towards FSF employees, no? Feels like the moment he disregards the commons even in the workplace, he is no longer fit to represent free software in any capacity

People, I need your help :BoostOK: :

I am looking for two files:

"RATP_INFO_16.03.16-norme-couleurs ratp-RVB.pdf"
"indices-ferres-2017.12.zip"

Both of them were part of a dataset made available by the parisian transport authority RATP, and were taken offline on January 31st, 2018. They were here before: http://data.ratp.fr/explore/dataset/indices-et-couleurs-de-lignes-du-reseau-ferre-ratp

They are rare internal design documents that were made public as part of the RATP Open Data project.

(the image is a screenshot of one of the pages of the PDF file)

to whoever did the internet archive hack: all the hackers you probably look up to think you suck

exchange between a woman and the bus driver

W: "Can I go to... Montparnasse" (bus clearly indicates it goes to Denfert-Rochereau)
B: "...No"
W: "Okay, can I get a ticket?"
B: "Sure"
(W pays for her ticket)
W: "Can I get another ticket? I don't like this ticket"
B: "...???"
W: "Pig"

(W walks off)

Man I missed Paris

did you know? PaidBSD is the alternative to FreeBSD. Give me 50 euros and I will send you a copy of PaidBSD

@domi domiiii take care of the material you use properly, I burned a full fucking router at work by fucking using the wrong power supply qwq

As a reminder, I am the #SERVFAIL marketing lead. Any inqueries from startups willing to disrupt the market with this revolutionary product should contact me on the email address ... uhm ...

mylittleponyfanclub (at) nsa.gov

sorry, i registered the address when I was 6

@lanodan yes get me out!!!! fish me out!!!!

fun fact: i can see you. look behind you

#introductions

hi chaos.social, im shebang

notable areas of interest are

- trains
- screwing around with a Steam Link (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_Link)
- the world's most cursed system administration