Notices by Shebang 🔜 @shebang@is-a.cat (shebang@chaos.social), page 2

@jessew I just remembered why I have you muted

guess who's back

anyways i'm absolutely not back to this account i just wanted to rattle up the situation

@jessew hi denise

@jessew Run.

anyone else refreshing his wikipedia page to see all the verbs turn to "was"?

@jessew hi shebang

society if @jessew wrote alt text

at work whenever im too lazy to do something i just say im on linux and doing what they want me to do doesnt work

@jessew sis who are you even

@jessew jk ily

chat theyre doing maintenance work

Self #OH (looking at a picture of Bavaria) "MATOSINHOS"

Adding to that same box:

- I have been known to sleepwalk and sleep... stim
- I have yelled in romanian in my sleep on multiple occasions
- I have sleepfucked my ex (and to be clear they didn't mind but I got so freaked out I had to warn anyone sharing a bed with me this could happen)

@_r Trust me it was horrifying to hear "hey so do you remember what happened last night?" and hearing a description of what *I* did without having one single memory of it

@_r I mean... I have had dissociative amnesia before so not *that* horrifying, but the horrifying part was determining whether it was a sleep thing or a headmate thing, and dealing with the consequence of a thing I can't remember

@_r https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex

For some inexplainable and unknown reason, last night, at 2 am, I got a panic attack I do not have the reason for. I love how I now have a box of "unexplainable phenomena that happens whenever I sleep in a new place"

meow,,,,

@jessew could be you,