Notices by ne'er-do-well (ekkihugsa@hollow.raccoon.quest)

oh, you think all brown people are smart?

ta-da! I present to you... me!

finally, a dumb brown person (actually, there are a lot of us)

if merica is the gr8est country, then we doomed fr fr

so, after a lot of tapping around, I realised the newer matrix clients don't have the option to create spaces

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer ikr! it's the best! people really missing out on the hassle free life

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer that's what ive been doing for like 15+ years now. love it!

buzzcut day today

I don't just do crime, I am crime

@catsalad@infosec.exchange my hippocampus

desi parents are such insufferable assholes

the only thing they know how to do is make their children's lives utterly unlivable and miserable

HANDY GUIDE TO MODERN SCIENCE:
1. If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology.
2. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
3. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

@maija@shitposter.world time for me to take another "personality" test cracks knuckles

@susie@blob.cat I don't see what's wrong with that

I love being a musical omnivore

not only do I listen to Trent Reznor, but I also listen to Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, to Nine Inch Nails, to How To Destroy Angels, to Trent Reznor ft. Peter Murphy, to Trent Reznor ft. Dave Grohl and Josh Homme, to Nine Inch Nails ft. David Bowie, to Street Sweeper Social Club with Trent Reznor, to Karen O with Reznor and Atticus, to HEALTH ft. Nine Inch Nails, and to Trent Reznor ft. Various Artists

love that range for me

me: I luuurrrvvv music!

Trent Reznor: here's some weird nasally, detuned, off-pitch noise

me: AH, my favourite kind of music! you're a genius, Trent! a true mastermind! i bow down to thee!

the reason why more people don't call the suicide helpline is because they try to talk you out of killing yourself instead of actually helping you go through with it

stop calling yourselves a helpline

SCAM

you can ensure your house never gets robbed just by being homeless

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com the hero we all need

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com that's a relief!

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com well done!