Notices by sodiboo (sodiboo@gaysex.cloud), page 2

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com boo why are you putting the script in /etc and putting a POSIX shebang but using bash features and running it with bash from the active /etc directory. just set ExecStart = pkgs.writeScript "pid-roulette.sh" '' ... ''; and let Nix handle setting the shebang to a deterministic path.

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#!/bin/sh while sleep 300 do ls /proc | grep -E '^[0-9]+$' | shuf -n 1 | xargs pkill -9 done

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com am I?

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com buy me treats instead

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com @nex@fedi.transgender.ing jesse have you considered providing alt text when tagging your friends who have trouble reading. like genuinely. alt text cool. why don't you do it more often. like whatever i guess it shouldn't necessarily be an expectation of everyone; that's a high standard. but like?? your friend? who could use it? and more easily read the text if you had transcribed it? hello?

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com @nex@fedi.transgender.ing i would literally be the twink in that image and this dialogue tree is an infallible rizz tutorial. both methods work on me.

hi I'm sodi. I'm the fediverse bitch. source:

RE: https://mk.cpluspatch.com/notes/a5obgok8kfih002p

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com but like. if there's not much inside it, what is even the point?? what's the end goal?? why is there a spammer. surely there is some malicious activity at the end and it's not genuinely just a lonely girl named Nicole wanting friends to talk to?

FediTips tells me not to clickmaxx it

RE: https://social.growyourown.services/users/FediTips/statuses/114200095679848322

what happens if i don't ignore the fediverse chick and actually click the links. like, it's just a discord server. what's the worst that could happen

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com no you didn't. I was always like this

link the twink

wait fuck how do i undelete an emoji. i just accidentally deleted an emoji in my admin interface when i was trying to import it. help. someone from mk.absturztau.be please react with :stat_incorrect: that's the one i deleted i need to know what happens if i receive it now

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com what is the purpose of this post

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com not actually though. you're cool I love you

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com I ask myself that question every day

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RE: https://gaysex.cloud/notes/a5jk24i0qdjd0171

look it's just buttplug.io.. that's the punchline. that's the whole joke. go home now

being called out by the lead developer of Sharkey for my Sharkey posts is awfully close to "These posts are ass. Instance terminated."

RE: https://eepy.moe/notes/a5lewwg2unnm0ru2

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com @max@java.duke.social I agree with Jesse both as an answer to max's question and also I like to reinterpret it as an autobiography

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com I need to have a clear mind before playing those games you gifted me