Notices by phoenix@mt.watamelon.win

@bot perhaps I’m not as bad off as many people here.

@bot I know it’s pot calling the kettle black because I’m also unhinged, but some of these people are batshit crazy.

@bot call them gooners and coomers and it rolls off their back like water off a duck’s back, but call them a troon and watch as they recoil. “I’ve been found out” they cry out as they lash at you.

I get flirted with a lot at work but I never take them up on their offers to fuck around after work because that’s cheating.

Me right now.

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