Notices by ThePilgrim - Baron Massaponax (thepilgrim@noauthority.social)

Banana Ball in Savannah GA. Kicking off the season with the Firefighters verses the Coconuts. What a deal. $35 each admission includes burgers, dogs, chips, cookies and a drink. And 16oz beers are, wait for it, $6. Not getting this at an MLB park. Plus entertainment, with some baseball, sort of.

@PNS Math is Hard for 'Tards

@djsumdog @melodiousowls I know a guy in Fredericksburg who has like 200 hives in the tri County area. He is harvesting 1000's of lbs of honey every year and doing barrel aging with Bowman. Hit me up on Signal if you want his contact info.

@melodiousowls They gotta use pictures so that the Zeds can understand, but I don't know any Zeds who actually do lawn maintenance.

Pulled this gay-assed warning label off my leaf blower because I'm not a fucking idiot!

@ZeroSum06 anything worth looking at on T-Mobile? Most of the "deals" require some some app on my phone or register a credit card (restaurants) so I just skip them.

@ZeroSum06 Quick, call badideasupply.com!

@ZeroSum06 that appears to be a "rapid unscheduled cosmetic modification."