Notices by skadi@misskey.bubbletea.dev

I'm going to be so sad when the ISS is deorbited

She's been a constant comforting presence for my entire life, why can't we boost her up into a graveyard orbit for posterity q_q

Her replacement had better be absolutely fucking badass with a full-time crew of dozens

So if lex, grindr, and tinder are out and taimi is too buggy what other demon summing apps should I try to fill the void in my soul with

Born too late to die in Afghanistan, born too early to die in Afghanistan, born just in time to die in Afghanistan :/

@shibao What's your startup?

@shibao My piece of shit doctor tried to prescribe me lexapro when what I obviously need is a ten-acre homestead in the mountains, a ridiculous amount of guns, two motorcycles in the garage, and a wife who loves me :depression:

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @dangerdyke@social.translunar.academy Eww bruh wtf

@dangerdyke@social.translunar.academy I have a friend who performs in Rocky Horror shows, he's cool and sweet and doesn't deserve a broken ankle >.<

Fuck that disgusting godforsaken play 1000× over though

@meso@netzsphaere.xyz @arcana@fedi.layer02.net @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @adachi@the.asbestos.cafe @meso@the.asbestos.cafe >Simeon's successful campaigns against the Byzantines, Magyars and Serbs led Bulgaria to its greatest territorial expansion ever,[4] making it the most powerful state in contemporary Eastern and Southeast Europe.[5] His reign was also a period of unmatched cultural prosperity and enlightenment later deemed the Golden Age of Bulgarian culture.[6]The newly independent Bulgarian Orthodox Church became the first new patriarchate besides the Pentarchy, and Bulgarian Glagolitic and Cyrillic translations of Christian texts spread all over the Slavic world of the time.[9] It was at the Preslav Literary School in the 890s that the Cyrillic alphabet was developed.[10][11][12] Halfway through his reign, Simeon assumed the title of "emperor" (Tsar),[13] having prior to that been styled "prince" (Knyaz).[14]You know if the Ottomans hadn't come along you might have been on to something here

Yoo TIL Emacs has a serial console built in: M-x serial-term

@arcana@fedi.layer02.net @adachi@the.asbestos.cafe @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @meso@netzsphaere.xyz @meso@the.asbestos.cafe I'm sorry but the sun has set on Europe, the next few hundred years at least will be primarily dominated by Asia. Some extreme reforms would be too little too late

Who was it who was talking about how awesome TCL and TK are the other day? I think it was one of you guys @meso@the.asbestos.cafe @lucy@movsw.0x0.st @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz No I just don't like saying no to people but don't feel comfortable letting people I don't know see my locked posts

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz I've never rejected a single follow request

I just leave them hanging in purgatory I have over a hundred pending follow requests on my main account 🥴

OpSec tip: posting gm #cofe on fedi is a timezone dox, a possible latitude dox, and a favored drink dox

@Tij@boymoder.biz @chog9@cum.salon @nukie@boymoder.biz @meso@netzsphaere.xyz @p@fsebugoutzone.org @kirby@fsebugoutzone.org @paula99@goreslut.xyz kill yourself faggot

@Tij@boymoder.biz @meso@netzsphaere.xyz @nukie@boymoder.biz @paula99@goreslut.xyz @p@fsebugoutzone.org @chog9@cum.salon @kirby@fsebugoutzone.org I hate sissy fetishists so fucking much

She Common on my Lisp 'til I Object System

"dog girls" get the old yeller treatment

@naaksit@fedi.layer02.net

You (uncultured, skinnyfat, boring): eating raw pork to get bluepilled beta cuck brainworms

Me (cultured, intelligent, muscular): eating raw human brains to get based and redpilled prion disease

@sun@shitposter.world I spent most of my life like this, it's very comfy

(though you should definitely keep an eye on local politics so you don't end up blindsided by an awkward last-helicopter-out-of-Saigon type situation)