Notices by cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world), page 2
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 03:40:26 JST cyuu :happyday: @prettygood @theorytoe @twinspin6 very cool :futa_hehe: I like the “be peaceful, not harmless” one -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 03:32:11 JST cyuu :happyday: new coworker had a grindr notif come up when he tried to show me a pic of a halloween costume :ameowheckedrainbow: I gave him an appropriate amount of grief :ameowheckedrainbow: -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 01:25:33 JST cyuu :happyday: good morning -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2024 05:51:10 JST cyuu :happyday: what defines a bad fedi post? I think there’s the usual bad kind, like “this person is a horrible being” and “we are so doomed in 20 years,” but those aren’t really funny. they just make you sad about the state of people. I think a bad fedi post needs to make you at least laugh a little somehow. absurdity is nice. cringe is REALLY nice. I love bad cringey posts. a hint of desperation really makes a good bad fedi post.
if the bad fedi post makes you want to close fedi, it’s not good. if the bad fedi post makes you want to keep scrolling to see the absolute trainwreck that is fedi, it’s perfect :hehehe: -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2024 04:16:12 JST cyuu :happyday: brought up fedi to a friend. he said it was “like the annual autistic people convention but every day” :acat_adorable: -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2024 00:41:41 JST cyuu :happyday: this weekly exam thing is going to kill me. next one is in 30 minutes. yippeeee -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2024 00:29:45 JST cyuu :happyday: :_catsleep: -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2024 04:21:05 JST cyuu :happyday: kinda want a little hot dog treat -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 28-Oct-2024 10:07:31 JST cyuu :happyday: I DON'T WANNA DO ANY MORE CHEMISTRYYYY :cryAqua: :cryAqua: :cryAqua: :cryAqua: -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2024 13:00:21 JST cyuu :happyday: world is dark and scary. but world has cool little things called books and hugs and friends. hugs and friends come together and make world less scary. books make world less dark and more nice when friends busy
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 13:08:57 JST cyuu :happyday: I’ve invented a super cool way to make it snow any time of year!
it’s called… DANDRUFF :acat_annihilation: -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 01:19:04 JST cyuu :happyday: APPLE I FUCKING HATE YOU. I ASKED YOU TO SHUFFLE A PHOTO ALBUM. YOU CAN'T DO IT. THE ALBUM HAS ONLY 30 FUCKING PHOTOS AND IT ONLY SHOWS ME 8 OF THEM AND SO I HAVE TO GO IN AND MANUALLY SELECT EVERY PHOTO FOR IT TO ACTUALLY SHOW IN THE SHUFFLE. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?! YOU'RE A TRILLION DOLLAR FUCKING COMPANY AND YOU CAN'T SHUFFLE. I ONLY HAVE THIS PHONE BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A CHEAP FUCK TO A REPLACE A PHONE THAT FULLY WORKS OTHERWISE. IT'S FOUR YEARS OLD AND I'M GOING TO USE IT UNTIL IT COLLAPSES AND DIES. WHY CAN YOU NOT FUCKING SHUFFLE?!? ARE YOU STUPID? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN
SOUNDCLOUD, I'M LOOKING AT YOU TOO, YOUR SHUFFLING IS SO BROKEN. HOW DOES A 300 SONG SHUFFLE ONLY SLIGHTLY CHANGE THE ORDER? THE FIRST FEW PLAYS ARE OF ONLY THE FIRST 15 SONGS IN THE PLAYLIST. AFTER THAT, IT JUST SLOWLY MOVES DOWN THE PLAYLIST AND SWITCHES THE ORDER OF EVERYTHING THAT PLAYS BY A MAX OF MAYBE 10 SPACES. HOLY JESUS CHRIST. LEARN TO SHUFFLE. WE ARE SO SCREWED -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 01:19:04 JST cyuu :happyday: The year is 2064. Software developers are smarter than ever. AI has gained the ability to think originally, and mind-reading technology is slowly rolling out. One part of programming, though, remains under-researched and broken.
Shuffling.
It is 2064, and developers still cannot shuffle correctly.
Music shuffling algorithms are 'personalized' to the end user, and end up playing the same songs repeatedly. All games are now played digitally, and board games have been rendered totally obsolete. This has widely been regarded as a mistake. Card decks cannot be shuffled right, and players in certain positions have up to a 30% higher chance of winning the game. Photo frames, too, have been replaced with shuffling photo frames. These photo frames only shuffle ten out of the thousands of photos they've been asked to shuffle, hiding the remaining ones.
There are myths that programmers used to know how to shuffle. Compared to the achievements of today, it seems like it should be a relatively easy task. Some programmers, derogatorily referred to as "out of touch", claim that it only takes a function or two to shuffle correctly. But modern researchers believe that it is much harder than this, needing weeks upon weeks to even begin to implement, and needing teams of dozens of programmers. All current shuffling algorithms are only poor imitations of shuffling simply because the correct amount of resources cannot be allocated to it.
Users have rarely, if ever, experienced a proper shuffle by this point, so this does not bother them. Some remember a time where shuffle worked just fine, but they think that they must have made this up. It is, of course, too difficult to truly shuffle.
Perhaps this lost skill will be regained eventually, but experts predict that it will take at least another decade. -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 04:02:19 JST cyuu :happyday: @RustyCrab :monkaS: :monkaS: :monkaS:
OKAY LOOK I LIKE SORTING A LITTLE. and a favorites folder is basically mandatory. sorting let me delete all the cringe I had built up at least
what's the overall size? -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 04:02:18 JST cyuu :happyday: @coolboymew @RustyCrab I do but I've been lazy as fuck... I will sort them! -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 04:02:17 JST cyuu :happyday: @coolboymew @RustyCrab oh don't worry I bookmarked it :> was there any one of those in particular you wanted to make sure would get added?
I seriously may ask you for help, especially for the naming part of it... it's been the worst part -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 04:02:16 JST cyuu :happyday: @coolboymew @RustyCrab nice, okay!
as for names, I explained poorly - it's not coming up with names that's the problem. it's just the sheer amount of renaming. moon wants everything renamed to use underscores instead of camelcase -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 04:02:15 JST cyuu :happyday: @coolboymew (replying again to unping crab, SORRY CRAB) -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 03:38:04 JST cyuu :happyday: sorted my meme folder again -
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cyuu :happyday: (dommymommy@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 08:55:30 JST cyuu :happyday: @meso @teratology it's alright, nothing wrong with rambling a little every now and then. I don't quite know how to reply, to be truly honest, but I will say I read it all and am hoping for better for you :futa_heart_love: sometimes, long rambles are followed by sudden insights as to what you can do to improve your current situation