Notices by SwiftOnSecurity (swiftonsecurity@infosec.exchange), page 4

@GossiTheDog test
https://infosec.exchange/@SwiftOnSecurity/111508697351637241

@GossiTheDog It does not embed.

@GossiTheDog hm the web interface and Ivory do not doing this. But thanks for the info I did not realize it had expanded to wider basis

@GossiTheDog I understand. Just QT to add info is something I like a like. Will continue to adapt where I can…

Being on Mastodon basically requires deviancy you eventually understand, through therapy, came from reading every Amimorphs book during puberty.

If you want to know why you’re into something I promise there’s an animorphs storyline you’ve completely forgotten.

Them: Go to therapy

Me: I have a therapist

For every 10 likes this gets I will stray further from God

Oh my god

Someone (programmer) stands in front of you (user) with a knife. They go to stab you. An angel (CPU designer) dilates space-time so the knife is still traveling but requiring infinite force to accelerate. They overcome this and stab you anyway.
That’s why your computer is slow.

My philosophy: Treat support incidents as mysteries.
Your only goal is to solve the mystery, not fix the computer. Even if you find out the user is doing something wrong (wasn’t the case) well you solved the mystery.
Really I have rarely ever finished a call and resented it.

Always cool to see comments in the wild where I leave an impression

Via @paperghost

I feel like we truly need to have a serious discussion about Taylor Swift coming in to sub out Joe Biden.
The constitutional age requirement will be met by inauguration. There is _literally_ no legal block to this plan. It will work. And finally put a Millennial in control.

Taylor Swift is a transcendent global figure of statistically unequalled power. Remember there were only like 5 million people on Earth when Beatlemania hit. They had no other options. Taylor Swift is a lighthouse in the storm of time.

The people will follow. They will Stan.

It is a job that will destroy her. So did Jesus’.

when your IT department realizes your laptop still has a performance envelope left for more software agents

The Matrix: Wow this Anderson guy is a slave to the system

The Matrix 2023: Wow this guy had his own cube at work

Nobody before or after this has culture. Your mind has never existed on a precipice of infinity. To know actual, true awe in beholding a thing produced at the same speed of your perception, that has never existed. That was impossible. You are empty because you have never felt joy.

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Twitter for the dipshit posts
Mastodon for the pro posts
Bluesky for the sexy posts