Notices by Aperture! (aperture@snug.moe)

ai bad yes good post we all agree here can we please talk about looking at trees now i saw a flicker today and it was cute, I'm excited that it's gonna be fall soon, i have opinions about my local infrastructure like we can talk about things other than the evil cube like fuck idk talk about your sex lives I'll take anything

- carrie

so do yall talk about anything other than ai here like idk can we talk about like. fucking pandas or something it doesn't have to be normal we could just talk about other things

- carrie

@prettygood I'm do not pet you need to know the risks before touching me

- carrie

does anyone have that one image that's like "so does any of this give you pause?" and then a girl thinks "hehe, paws" and says "aw, i wish"

- carrie

im motherfuckim . aptr

-carrie

things i didnt expect to be told tonight: "im so glad you have brain damage"

-carrie

heavy sigh no i don't use gnome because ihave a foot fetish yes i do use gnome and yes i do have a foot fetish but those are mostly unrelated

- carrie

this is what i mean when i say i will fight wars for usps i love usps

-carrie

RE: https://madverse.city/@kaiiak/116661443101897401

girls night idea

dennys at 2am
smoke a pack of cigarettes outside the dennys
paint our nails
group sex [no aftercare]
pass out

- carrie

post saying "give me your craziest hear me out" and some guy says glados

like, ok, i bet hand holding is real lewd for you too, maybe you should be adventurous tonight and try Missionary

- carrie

hey guys check out my craziest kink, it's called tenderly holding each other and making out gently

- carrie

I'm sorry but i love laughing at the professors little jokes, i don't care if the rest of the class is always stone cold i like the joke they give me joy and so i laugh at them idc how corny they are

if any professors see this post please keep your jokes i love them

- carrie

im robor

-carrie

TRANSGENDER PATIENT MANNEQUIN IN THE NEW TOM SCOTT VIDEO

stuff like that makes me feel . joy in the world i appreciate that ppl are trying to actually learn how to fuckin care about us

-carrie

i have nice tits

- carrie

my favorite part of friend time was when we [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] and [redacted]

-carrie

tilting your head 45 degrees adds +1 int

-carrie

@jessew too late

- carrie

the people have spoken i am going to go get wet for fedi

-carrie

@Rasp i wouldnt really know, id imagine they are different in some capacity but this kinda exhausts my knowledge on the subject

-carrie