Notices by Aperture! (aperture@snug.moe)

@prettygood real asf
im technically taking half the dose i should be but ill get around to taking my actual prescribed dose some day

-carrie

@prettygood its good i use it for my gerd

-carrie

yeah , . i also do drugs guys [ medicine ]

-carrie

seriously tho its cool thjat i can take the mystery pills and the cure random ailments

-carrie

putting chemical compounds in my bio to seem cool but its just atenolol, dicyclomine, ibuprofen, and famotidine

-carrie

alright fedi im coming out im actually a cishet human woman who doesnt know anything about computers

-carrie

my favorite game to play "this thing that should work absolutely fine on firefox isnt, is it going to magically work on chromium somehow despite the fact that i am doing basic internet tasks that have been around since the dawn of the internet"

-carrie

@Chloe fedi is where the gay creatures collect
-carrie

crimbus

- carrie

me: fucking with one of the cats by keeping its head down a bit
my mom: thats not nice!! how would you like it if someone pinned your head down
me: [tries to not think about it] uh ,. im not even applying any pressure to his head he's fine

-carrie

@prettygood if i could eat chicken i bet i would have very strong opinions

- carrie

some of you may accuse me of being unoriginal

- carrie

sometimes i see an opinion so awful like im still thinking about it a week later like

- carrie

i hope i do this to you guys

someone else can be pathetic now yknow if u want it to be ur turn

-carrie

@solidsanek apparently we're loud folks in LV

- carrie

@solidsanek i have this issue but just existing because i moved here and the people here are much quieter than where i came from

- carrie

I'm so exhausted but i don't wanna get out of bed to get ready for bed

- carrie

@puppygirlhornypost2 @0x6e6174@mastodon.catgirl.cloud mnffff im s o full of legislation and bureaucracy ,mm,ghfhnjf

-carrie

i was playing rs2 and this guy kept walking into my traps so i made fun of them cause, duh and fucking the guy called me a "good little autist" bcs of it and i think it was an insult but it mostly just turned me on

-carrie