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@ZeroSum06 At 1st I thought this was some kind of craft in Bladerunner 2049 being denied landing from the upper left corner and then I realized its a European map of some kind.

@ZeroSum06 I called it blueberry raspberry surprise. And the surprise is it's not made with any blueberries or raspberries baby

@ZeroSum06 @Soretski And that's what's wrong about SNL. Producer Lorne Michaels sits in a chair off stage drinking 2 or 3 glasses of beer and then watches the show and says afterwards well I thought it was funny. Back in the early days when it really was funny, they previewed the skits for him in his office while everyone was on cocaine. It's almost like the coke gave him a sense of humor.

@ZeroSum06 Asians, China hates us cuz we're not lactose intolerant. The war on cows.

@ZeroSum06 always been you're just getting to notice it now out in the open with no excuses to cover it up

@ZeroSum06 oh my God the newest drug commercial is for some drug to improve your vision and treat cases of macular degeneration and the name is like a parody of I Can See Clearly Now. The list of side effects are the worst things that someone with an eye problem can have. Higher blood pressure in the eyes, retinal detachment, chance of going blind and a bunch more. And this is to help your eyes see better?

@Twig @GluedToTheScreen @Nudhul @daughterofgia @Humpleupagus @Wtdrisco so you're saying using HAARP to dump all that water in the mountains around Asheville was to make sure they drowned all the witches in their tunnels.

@ZeroSum06 nature sounds, somewhere I have a CD of that, all recorded in a forest. I also have one of a rainstorm that's much better, very relaxing.

@ZeroSum06 they could change their name to Mega douche.

@ZeroSum06 if Black Rock changes its leadership does it come back and say behold we are now White Rock? Or maybe just gray rock

@ZeroSum06 yeah I bet he diddied the fool. Diddied all over 'em. I bet the FBI has surveillance footage of him buying 50 gallon drums of baby oil at Costco too.

@rubberducky @ZeroSum06 Yeah and they made a third Cloverfield movie that's set on a space station and explains where the monster came from sort of though it involves parallel universes and portals. I mean what do you expect it's jar jar Abrams. He just swipes other people's concepts and super glues them together these days.

@rubberducky @ZeroSum06 oh and if that monster arriving from space doesn't make sense to you look very closely at the sky during the roller coaster ride scene in the beginning and you'll see a streak descending like a small meteor off in the distance.

@ZeroSum06 @Synclair wow I'm amazed he got a booster shot of Chevron Techron. He really must have needed a mileage boost. Only $9 a bottle.

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@ZeroSum06 The 1 hour poo? yes that's Sunday during the show

@mk @PNS when did they kick that guy out of The Cure?

@ZeroSum06 he forgot to mention the plants create fruit for us to eat so that we may distribute their seeds far away while providing them with adequate fertilizer when we poop them out. They're using us to conquer new territory slowly.

@ZeroSum06 @sirjames It's the same as with any other resource. If Americans can mine more of the blockchain than other countries do, then that counts towards the new post Bretton Woods GDP calculations. Even if there is no tax or tariff revenue upon its export, it denies competitive foreign powers from having mined it. Like with banks, the bigger the domestic whale the easier to control & audit it's actions.

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