Notices by asyncmeow (Pearl) (pearl@fedi.rrr.sh)

telling somene "you know, you should really get out of [place]" when its political situation comes up does ... nothing to help? like. yeah. let me just press my "magically move out of this place" button. it's not like my current source of income requires me to be in this place. it's not like i haven't been trying to get jobs elsewhere. there's a whole LIST of reasons i can't just "live somewhere else"

pair of socks. to cover up the rest of her legs and keep her modest, of course.

the urge to reply to people talking about issues at work with "skill issue"

@julia @authen sudo apt install dnf && sudo dnf install brew && sudo brew install python-pip

@puniko :4

i hope u all realize that in my head u all look exactly like ur pfp

if ur pfp is a cat that is u. if it's an anime girl? well ur now an anime girl

open source license that's several gb large and requires you to preserve the original license file in all copies of the software, in either binary or source form

pain in the ass public license

how to talk to robot girls
❌ "how are you doing"
✅ GET /metrics HTTP/1.1

@lunahd @puniko what's funny is a blahaj is 1 meter long

@puniko w.. what api?

"british wikipedia isn't real, it can't hurt you"
british wikipedia:

i dont use telegram or matrix or discord. i use idrac virtual console chat

people don't know this but the catgirls on fedi are free, you can just take them home

boost me harder mommy 🥺👉👈

if i was a fedi post. would u favorite me? would u boost me?

street pass but for the steam deck

@disarray (note: this is not a bad thing)

help my datacenter admin is a shitposter

(cc @disarray)

group screaming into the void starts in ten minutes

we need global variables that are ACTUALLY global. every instance of your program, across the entire world, has the same value for that variable. but, as soon as they are off earth, it's a new variable instance, because it's a new globe!