Notices by Mike Cane (mikecane@mas.to)

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Odds of 18 Pro and Max having 16GB RAM? Or just Ultra?

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura Waitlist is just 1-3 hours according to the livestreams I’ve watched. You need Dev acct, of course. That photo feature that changes perspective crashes. Cropping screenshot doesn’t save the crop. Siri voice customization didn’t seem to work or be available on 16e.

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura Hmph. Maybe. Tx.

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura Anyway, what I’ve seen in Siri demos is exciting.

Now September and Siri Pin!!!

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Siri works fine on notch iPhone. No island needed.

But why the eff is everyone holding side button for Siri? No one talks to wake it?

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura No 17e for me. It’d be a waste of $ since it’s clear new phones later this year will be really needed for Apple Intelligence and Siri AI. Will get a 256GB SE 3 when I have $. At least I could update iOS finally!

Apple hit it out of the ballpark — if everything really works!

@WarnerCrocker Bailed as soon as DJT was mentioned. JFC. Can you write about anything else anymore?

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura 17e has notch. Does that mean none of the features the Dynamic Island gets?!

Why doesn’t iPhone have something like DeX?

https://youtu.be/PNFMFAmS02o?si=tdszpCoIRcOKKN-B

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Tell me again how prices only INCREASE.

*SNORT*

Brainiacs.

Effin AI. Pop the damn bubble already! Outrageous price increases!

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura

X published its algorithm.

Iran, Russia, China, and North Korea are envious.

It’s like a deranged reality game show: Post Survivor.

I think I’ve been banned for screaming about it.

My ability to post is gone.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura

@WarnerCrocker Hmph.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2026/05/12/trump-mobile-t1-phone-shipping/90046321007/

@WarnerCrocker My sympathies. Did you try to tell them it’s impossible to make such a phone in the U.S.?

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura https://youtu.be/jslDpaF6Xp0?si=nPGNjoNrRpE28fCU

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura Been there twice. I despise the place and would rather be sent to Hell than there!

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura Illinois is not Minnesota. Watch more national weather reports. I watch one daily.

Siri Pin would fix this.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura

From HN:

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura I remain the only one. Always living on the edge.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura My SE 3 is going to get ZERO of new Siri, right? I have no Dynamic Island.

And Neo has no notch…