Notices by Mike Cane (mikecane@mas.to)

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura If things don't unjank, they should call it SwiftFU.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Wasn't Swift supposed to be a toy language for kids to learn?

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura Last SE, 2020. 2 hours now. No.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Photos 18 is janky AF and WTF.

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura Yeesh. Tx.

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura I’ll wait for an update to 18 before I upgrade.

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura Then you’re saying that Apple keeps making the same damn mistakes over and over. Swell.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Yeesh! Waiting for its update!

@WarnerCrocker @stroughtonsmith @doctorlaura Ah. Tx. I'll probably wait until tomorrow because of bandwidth issues on my end.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura 11AM EDST hour. No 18 yet. In no hurry. Just checking.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Can this be turned off? It’s the clip-on.

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@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura I don’t see a way to upload a short video. Here are the 14 pics.

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@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura It’s thick and heavy. See pull down my sweatshirt collar.

Discovered the app has to always be open to use (but not in foreground or have the phone on). Swipe it away and Bluetooth connection is broken.

The only damn way I’ve so far found to power off is turn off Bluetooth in Settings and it give up pairing and shut down.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Here’s the screen showing credits.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura These are the available AI models. Don’t ask about credits or “consume”. I have no idea yet.

I wish it offered Perplexity. I use that a lot.

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Demo video at my Drive. FFS. I hate my voice.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1e-5TyfLNhAvW2YPCorUs9wBs2L37k01O/view?usp=drivesdk

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura Any questions?

@stroughtonsmith @WarnerCrocker @doctorlaura God, Apple could make a damn good one. I wish Cook would! Slimmer, lighter. It’s basically there with the damn Watch!