Notices by Baa (baa@mk.absturztau.be)

@solidsanek@outerheaven.club ikr, I heard they're good fun though, but if you have a hard floor they move almost too much and it's hard to keep still. Not tried them myself

@solidsanek@outerheaven.club Get those roller-skate wheel upgrades

@puniko :btr_ikuyo_panic:

@puniko you may have the zsh virus please contact the police :neocat_angel:

@puniko must be something wrong your Ubuntu, you should try sfc /scannow :aru_0130:

Save time and energy managing your Ubuntu software by preinstalling it
sudo apt install * -y
#ubuntu #linuxtips

@kaia@brotka.st is he gonna be OK :blobcatsad:

Top 10 security tools everyone should use :blobcatfluffevil:
- Online CRT to PEM certificate converter.
- Online password strength checker.
- Onli-
#security

I'm going to make a fedi-bot. Every time a film is announced the bot makes a post saying "I'm going to leak the full copy of <film> before it releases.".

Then, when one of the films is inevitably leaked by someone else but the trail goes cold, the authorities will investigate my bot as a potential culprit, I mean it's clearly admitted to the crime, that's an easy arrest, easy win.

So, they'll spend weeks to subpoena the ISP for the address of the IP address, it'll lead to a raspberry Pi I stole from a warehouse break-in 6 years prior stuffed into the ceiling of Birmingham New St McDonalds connected to their free Wi-Fi which is actually a proxy for a second Raspberry Pi I stole from an Oxford University Computer Science demonstration during an open-day 4 years prior using a SIM card I took from a 3G connected Kindle I found in the local tip, which I've connected to a car battery I stole out of a random Citreon in London a week ago, hooked up to nearby private solar-field I spliced off of somewhere in rural midlands.

On the Raspberry Pi will be gigabytes of compressed encrypted data each one named after a random slew of political party members and a date. The encryption passwords are 4000 characters of garbage, the targz files are all cat pictures I harvested from Reddit. It's worthless intel, they'll have wasted decades.

@puniko baaa

YIPPIEEEE ANOTHER WHOLE DAY MICROSOFT ONBOARDING :overjoyed:

:blobcatnotlikethiscry:

@novenary@akko.wtf @puniko@mk.absturztau.be :dancedance:

@solidsanek@outerheaven.club Isn't this the Hatsune Miku game? Where is she?

@solidsanek@outerheaven.club surely it would be Fern

VLC Media Player is incapable of going backwards 1 frame, it can go forward but not backwards.
This is due to real limitations on video codecs, it is simply an impossible action to do, the explanations are available on multiple forums. It simply can't be done.

MPV of course, does it anyway, I don't know how.

@Jain@blob.cat The Colors Within https://m.imdb.com/title/tt23951384/

Cinema today :blobCatFriendly:

@puniko

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo