Notices by Baa (baa@mk.absturztau.be)

"Anti-Virus, where is my download?"
anti-virus with suspiciously executable-shaped stomach: "idk bro"

@solidsanek@outerheaven.club I can only associate one character to Fedi denizen at a time, so I wholeheartedly support this initiative.
However make note, once you've defeated a rival, my memories that might have once separated you two will now merge and you will become the amalgamation of both their achievements and failures.

Forgot Fedi existed, good to be back

Could a Mac Mini and a Microsoft Keyboard ever connect? :schwarz_blush:

@puniko

I turn on my PC.

The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the untreated waste of my four un-shielded nuclear reactors, operating far beyond criticality.

The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city's morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallelised AMD EPYC CPUs stolen from OpenAI burst into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2019 in one room.

Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 6090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.


Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.

Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors' fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors overclocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.

Quickly now, I open a text chat, it's a bit laggy.

The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.

Humanity is not ready for instant messaging.
#Microsoft #Teams

RE: https://fedi.absturztau.be/objects/039d5d58-ec35-44e4-912e-3a42fea99c12

Sum of all human achievement contained within bash_history

Big Fediverse wants your posts today

Did not realise this but Ebay automatically opts users into AI Training on their personal data :blobvomiting:
You can turn it off here https://accountsettings.ebay.co.uk/ai-preferences

#ebay

Average instance admin meetup

@dushman@hollow.raccoon.quest have you considered fraud?

Me whenever a centralised service goes down (Twitter today)

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo How dangerous is it?

Why is lead-free solder so expensive?
Why can you still buy leaded solder?? :btr_ikuyo_panic:
Surely the fumes it gives off are toxic?! :btr_bocchi_panic:

@solidsanek@outerheaven.club ikr, I heard they're good fun though, but if you have a hard floor they move almost too much and it's hard to keep still. Not tried them myself

@solidsanek@outerheaven.club Get those roller-skate wheel upgrades

@puniko :btr_ikuyo_panic:

@puniko you may have the zsh virus please contact the police :neocat_angel:

@puniko must be something wrong your Ubuntu, you should try sfc /scannow :aru_0130:

Save time and energy managing your Ubuntu software by preinstalling it
sudo apt install * -y
#ubuntu #linuxtips