Notices by Cobalt (cobalt@musicians.today)

@kaia retvrn to monke

here in finland we don't say "bus" we say "linja-auto" which literally translates to "line car" and I think that's beautiful

@kaia uoohhhh 4070Ti chan,,, also is this a subpost haha

who'd've known that if you turn on an FPS cap you're gonna get a smoother experience because your GPU isn't spending time rendering all those extra frames you can't even display and can instead focus on providing stable frame times

if they didn't want us to smell markers, why did they make them smell so good

lol well that was a lucky coincidence

was at the store just then, waiting for my turn to recycle some bottles. there's a dude at the machine who brought a whole bunch of bags full of bottles and is feeding the bottles to the machine

with just 2 bags left, the machine halts him. the storage is full, it'll no longer accept bottles. the dude turns to me and goes "the storage is full, you might wanna tell the cashier. you can have the rest of my bottles" and walks away

he basically gave me an extra 5,30€ lol

...huh...

opsec fail! there was a woman on the bus who reserved a doctor's appointment while having the call on speaker and she gave out her whole ass social security number right there

@kaia I don't think so? at least I can't recall any situation in which my unerect penis size was related to any other factors than temperature and/or arousal

ok so there's an assigment at school where I have to write down my dreams. do I tell them about the ones where everything goes horribly wrong usually involving lots of blood and a dead person/pet or two or should I tell them about the wet ones

lmao I took the "social media" course at school because I was forced to pick *something* as """voluntary""" studies and the only requirement is that you have to run any social media account for like two months lol

@kaia mullvad because you can pay with XMR. don't know about regional differences but at least here nobody cares if you torrent something, the copyright holder of whatever you download themselves would have to take action and I don't think they think it's worth it

bro what language do these kebab chefs speak cause I've told them both in english and finnish to not put tomatoes in my food yet they keep doing it

@kaia yeah they're very protective about the symbol, can't even use it on actual med packs IRL because it'd make the symbol lose meaning or something. which is funny because I've ever seen the symbol used in positive contexts. I had to get a patch with reverse colours for my everyday carry IFAK lol now my backpack has the swiss flag on it

@kaia these are the noises i make when I'm eating

@kaia thought it might be a bullpup but nah that's definitely a magazine well and it's empty lol they might still have a round in the chamber though?

@kaia vtuber that is actually a human and hides it behind their virtual persona

-w-

chat... there is a Kaise SK-110 analog multimeter (probes included) at this flea market for 12€

it's taking all of my self restraint not to buy it. I already have a multimeter and I have better uses for the money