Notices by (NekoSock) Miya Ironami (iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be), page 4

I get why people go serverless, servers are scary

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone SENT ME A BURGER THROUGH THE POST AND IT ARRIVED LIKE A FLAT PANCAKE

What's going on here

I wonder how many pieces of IKEA furniture could survive a fall from the 29th floor

You know being a drone sounds kinda nice – Mimi

Welcome to the Mimi Lounge ✨

“A fine place for fine creatures”

Immerse yourself in the most luxurious lounge designed by the most headmate of all time :spinny_cat_plural:

For years we dreamt of a unique place where we could capture all the Mimi energy. We created the Mimi lounge, a truly Mimi experience in every aspect.

⭐ Explore our signature sandwich with jam, our coffee creations, and our artisan explosives
⭐ Indulge yourself in luxury comfort with rotating chairs, rotating tables, rotating room
⭐ There's a Mimi that you can pet :blabcatpat: (Marketable Mimi plushie also provided as a vegan substitute)

“That is indeed the Mimi lounge” – Long time patron, Ezri

Come as a guest, leave as a friend!

– Mimi

celebrates bisexuality

@kaia@brotka.st YEAH RIGHT

@kaia@brotka.st yea people are always like "omg European windows are so much better" but are they really? It's so neat how you can slot things under those sliding windows

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FINANCIAL TIMES REPORTED TOM NOOK SLASHING HIS INTEREST RATE https://www.ft.com/content/68f96d24-02f0-42fd-b132-aba0acba777f

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The average person has 1 ball

:tom_scott2: I am with @kuriko@wetdry.world in de trein

How do I keep things out of reach of my child headmate?!?! (Joking)

Notre Dame

@puniko not yet but soon!!!

@puniko I'm a little nervous, but also excited! I'm taking the train to London! :neocat_floof_explode:

@puniko is booped

Awawajdkjdjfjdkdk


Hiiii Puni, how are you!

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo I think they'll find a way to charge them with something more serious

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo OH sorry for missing the joke

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo WHAT, interesting