Notices by (NekoSock) Miya Ironami (iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be), page 19

Where do I find tech job listings in the Netherlands?

Billionaires can only be allowed at FOSDEM if their talk is thoroughly reviewed to ensure that it will be an enormous embarrassment to them

Good night fedi! Rotating into the eepy train bed

@frawst@fedi.fraw.st nothing, it was coined as a new slang with no particular meaning

@frawst@fedi.fraw.st I think this post started it and then there was a wave of postals using 🧄 randomly

RE: https://blahaj.zone/notes/a366vkdqexrb00nj

13:37!

:neofox_floof: I was the one who bit Tom Scott, finally good British cuisine

RE: https://mk.woem.space/notes/a35tx0mnnz9rw8gs

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo I have pondered this a bit and I am not sure if an LLM would increase immersion that much while there are risks it could degrade the experience if it makes irrelevant comments or even harm the user if it makes hurtful ones. Given that some use cases have to do with mental health, you gotta be extra careful.

If they're implemented, I would make LLM-generated comments an opt-in feature, but I would say this is a low-priority feature.

Ooooh the agony
Everybody wants to be my ENEBY
Oh, spare the sympathy
Everybody wants to beeee
My

I should look into this again tbh

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/9vxacolxnv2w00fh

Bonjour, nous sommes vendredi

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo 4 hour nap and then my girlfriend woke up and realised we were supposed to be eating potatoes

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo actually Malay is their first language so they should know better :neofox_floof_explode:

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo actually their English handwriting sucks more than their Arabic handwriting!

The Mimi passport features, for the first time, an official transcript for an entry with particularly challenging handwriting

We should just straight up ban companies from advertising "no sugar added".

Surely, juice companies all feel obligated to do it because their competitors are doing it too. Because otherwise, why would they? The claim is useless. In the EU, all drinks sold as juice are required to have no added sugar, and while no sugar was added, some is naturally present in the fruit, so this doesn't give any useful information to the buyer.

And then the claim needs to be followed by TWO disclaimers: that this is done because it's required by law, and that the drink still contains sugar.

Nobody wants this. Buyers get nothing from this, and I think no juice company would advertise this if it weren't the norm. This is an instance of "asbestos-free cereals" that we failed to stop.

:neobot_bottom:

I need the longest wrench we have on absturztaube

Both French and Esperanto use "mdr" for laughing on the internet. In French it stands for mort de rire (dying of laughter), whereas in Esperanto it stands for multe da ridoj (many laughs).

The cough syrup bottle is 250 mL, but a dose is 15 mL, and you can only have 3 doses a day for 5 days. That's 15 doses total, which means you can't drink more than 225 mL. The bottle therefore contains almost 2 extra doses which cannot be experienced, as it must be discarded 15 days after being open.