Notices by Carolen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (carolen@noauthority.social), page 3

@MummaBear and you're sorry about that? 😂

@LoriQuaid

@inscius

The BBC Weather website and app are suffering a data fault issue, meteorologists have said, after forecasts showed hurricane force winds hitting the UK.

Graphics show estimated wind speeds of 13,508mph in London - far in excess of any genuine hurricane - and overnight temperatures of 404C in Nottingham.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kjrp2rngzo

This is me with some people 😊

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13928395/Defra-left-egg-face-online-revolt-chicken-database-crashes-website-pranksters-list-rubber-chickens-chicken-nuggets-pets.html

@inscius I know right? All those tourists who just MUST have a healthy option but are being denied 🙄

What the F?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13928917/NHS-bosses-Welsh-chippy-fruit-veg-menu.html

New Zealand navy ship conducting reef survey runs around on a reef, catches fire and sinks

Oops

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-06/new-zealand-navy-ship-runs-aground-off-samoa-/104438052

https://x.com/preta_6/status/1842379759487160555

😂

@inscius @HebrideanHecate am pretty sure the powers that be consider it exactly that.

The NHS is a sacred cow in the UK. It must be worshipped.

WTAF

Waiting to see GP

Info TV playing 'NHS Test and Trace' videos telling me to self-isolate if I get the 'rona and that I should Stay Home, Save the NHS and Save Lives

Probably just a cockup by the pracice but an unpleasant reminder 😔

@HebrideanHecate ooh I didn't actually know it was your name 😅 yeah I can see how that must have been infuriating

Oh, well, that's all right then. Everything forgiven

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn7yeydd42jo

More money that the UK Police could have actually been spending on fighting crime or making people safer

#wordSalad #nonjob

https://x.com/WYP_HBrear/status/1839746468652986853

https://x.com/cb_doge/status/1828627503281512463

An 11-year-old girl and 34-year-old woman have been stabbed in London's Leicester Square

'A man' had been arrested = we are not allowed to talk about it or get upset

Oh crap here we go again

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg5xx0gly8o

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*Every. Single. Time.* I phone a company I get the 'we are experiencing unusually high call volumes' message while waiting 📞

Now someone is trying to get empirical data to try and see if they are just trying to get people to hang up

Seems to be UK companies only but probably worth doing.

Report 'sorry for unusually high call volumes' recorded messages from banks and broadband, mobile, credit card, energy, water and sewerage firms

https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/report-high-call-volumes/

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