Notices by asphie (zvava@mk.catgirlsfor.science)

oc (circa 2018)

non-fag guys are an odd phenomenon to me. like, you sure bro? absolutely certain you dont wanna get sweaty over a man twice your size or break a twink like a baguette over your thigh? AND you're certain you're also not trans? im not sure i believe you dude but ok man, just keep that shit away from my family ok?

@kaia@brotka.st you want him so bad

@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz give me yuor address :neocat_cute_reach:

chat what do i do with old bones

like they are just odd broken pieces of bone, the outsides is smooth... one of them is not broken and it is a vertebrae of ..some entity

i don't know what to do with them and i rlly don't wanna throw em out

local skeleton girl want any spare bones?

@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @hypha@cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st @nik@misskey.bubbletea.dev prove us wrong :3

@rat@brain.worm.pink yes ideally use firefox developer edition to send extra telemetry to mozzarella that you can't disable because it is a preview build :neofox:

....i wish i had @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz's waist.... :bugcatdrool:

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz i thought this was a keysmash at first glance (it is)

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@kaia@brotka.st @evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com tofu dreg villian's lair :nkodrool:

@kaia@brotka.st i want to slap it.. /s

@kaia@brotka.st he looks like a claymation figure

@kaia@brotka.st amicable punishment for python developers

@Jain@blob.cat @k@transfem.social @dav1d@fedi.dav1d.xyz there's there's at least 1 federal agent for every 1 fediverse user

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz literally me

@kaia@brotka.st @FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live you can download a caddy binary with the plugins you need through the download page, which compiles caddy with optional modules for you (like the notice at the top of the page says you should kinda do this with the purpose made xcaddy program instead)
⇒ https://caddyserver.com/download

akko no

@leila@brain.worm.pink @kirby@lab.nyanide.com fate worse than death