Notices by The_Turtle_Moves (the_turtle_moves@mastodon.online)

@cR0w the thing that pisses me off is that we do all this 'learn the three signs of phishing' crap (links, a grammatical error, from an external address), but then every quarter we are required, immediately, to open the employee satisfaction email, from an external sender, click the link, and enter our credentials.

Stop requiring us to 'get faux-phished' by management, but also not 'get test-phished' by security and also not 'get real phished' by phishers.

@malwaretech and then you find that the supposedly 'practically instant, definitely same day' wire transfer is holding up your house closing two days later because the document has been inexplicably printed out and is being ignored in hard copy by some banker. When you call and ask why you still have money but still do not have house, they look at it and say it's fine and put it through immediately. Or is that just my bank?

@heidilifeldman there's a Terry Pratchett quote of course... From 'Going Postal' about how white collar crime kills.