Notices by John Garrison (garrison@garrison.su)

@siina It’s like being accused of plagiarism except the accuser doesn’t have to tell you what they think you plagiarized.

Fun fact: jurors have unlimited power to find any defendant not guilty for any reason without any kind of consequences!

you gotta respect sea mammals, because their evolutionary history is basically leaving the water, deciding land sucks actually, and going back into the water

for security purposes, you are required to change your password every five minutes

Mastodon refreshes and you see "You have completed Mastodon disc one. Please insert disc two to continue."

@siege is this a jason x joke, because that's great

You ever have no idea what you were on about?

What OS do you reckon Inspector Gadget's firmware runs on?