Notices by John Garrison (garrison@garrison.su)

House Republicans want Clinton to testify regarding his relationship with Epstein, and, while I don’t often agree with Republicans, I say put that motherfucker in the hot seat.

@siina FOSS folks seem to forget sometimes that free and open means free and open to everyone, even people you don’t like.

Time traveler from 1999: There must be so many cool and interesting websites in the future!

2025 native: Actually there’s effectively only like five websites and everyone hates all of them.

There’s a conspiracy theory that William Shakespeare didn’t actually write the plays attributed to him, one that Mark Twain apparently believed. My favorite counterargument is from “The Dictionary of Misinformation” by Tom Burnam, which says something like “Mark Twain, who grew up in rural Missouri and quit school at the age of 12, believed that Shakespeare couldn’t be a great writer because he was a country bumpkin with no education.”

dungeons AND dragons?

hey chatgpt, finish "a song of ice and fire"

An increase to the minimum rage

@siina It’s like being accused of plagiarism except the accuser doesn’t have to tell you what they think you plagiarized.

Fun fact: jurors have unlimited power to find any defendant not guilty for any reason without any kind of consequences!

you gotta respect sea mammals, because their evolutionary history is basically leaving the water, deciding land sucks actually, and going back into the water

for security purposes, you are required to change your password every five minutes

Mastodon refreshes and you see "You have completed Mastodon disc one. Please insert disc two to continue."

@siege is this a jason x joke, because that's great

You ever have no idea what you were on about?

What OS do you reckon Inspector Gadget's firmware runs on?