Notices by Amanda (amanda@pleroma.thezone.host), page 4

@dcc@annihilation.social @p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club
uh okay 🤷♂️

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club
If it helps, I can give you $5 imaginary bucks
And a stick that does literally nothing
And safe passage through egypt, since I am basically the heir
I mean it. This is serious.

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club
hey I have an idea.
I wanna be the king of autism
Cool?
So
since you guys are paranoid, teach me what I should actually avoid in practice, thanks

@p@freespeechextremist.com @dcc@annihilation.social @marine@breastmilk.club
Ah. yes. that one.
Does that make you the joker?
I have a thesis on how to be the joker but chill

@p@freespeechextremist.com @dcc@annihilation.social @marine@breastmilk.club
All those levels look the same to me, is that part of the joke?

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club

Ah. This sounds suspicious. I kinda expect the world to idk demand that I leave tomorrow just bc I am happy
But I hope not. I like it here.

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club
This was a joke. I am not lying.

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club
nice!
It is sometimes unclear on purpose. More often than that, it's just be being actually retarded.
And if i try too hard to not be retarded, then the times i need to fake it will be too obvious
Protip: I'm always faking it.
After all, I'm lying

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club
I bet egiptians meddled with these things before getting their asses handled to them in a plate in the red sea

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club Broad strokes, you know.This is the basis of hero's journey and other storytelling research. We just take broad strokes of existing stories and interesting patterns emerge.
Before the XX century, stories were much more convoluted and natural.
JRPGs and such are already the fruit of a few generations of storytellers deliberately basing themselves in the hero's journey. This are much cleaner and work better, overall. We just risk not creating new patterns. or not!! We have some thousand years of blind tries (by storytellers) to draw upon anywayI didn't watch most of the Stars War, but I believe I follow.I am talking about your father because I am talking about all fathers. Jung (the psychologist) pioneered research in that. The patterns anthropologists see in stories pair well with the patterns psychologists see in emotion or something. Idk much psychology, actually
Do mind that these things are tricky. There is a lot of bullshit involved and it's hard to split.
As any fairy would readily tell you, albeit in a much more convoluted way (since the fairy would need to say "truste me, I am suspicious", which is as much as a paradox as "I am lying".)
good thing I'm a flesh and bone human being.... right? +looks around paranoically+Safe passage through Egypt?Well, I'm not literally a pharoh or anything, but I did solve the millenium thingy from yu-gi-oh, so.. yeah?

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club Hang on I can quote stuff?That's useful!
surprised_pikachu

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club
Upon your clarification:
yup. It's the Fool card.

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club
Ah, so
The king from your story sounds a lot like the Pope from tarot cards
While the last boss sounds a lot like the Judgement
My confusion came from the fact that male royal figures can act as both. I can easily imagine an old, dull emperor acting as a last boss. I can also easily imagine an old, dull emperor acting like this king of yours.

In many stories (star wars), the "last boss" figure is also a kind of damzel in distress AND and old, dull king, all at the same time. Yes, I am talking about your father.

Thanks for solving the riddle! Want a prize?

@jeff@misinformation.wikileaks2.org @mischievoustomato@5dollah.click @Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com @aral@mastodon.ar.al @bitflipped@mastodon.world

Yes, lol
You think Jesus, the prophesied Godly kind, would not rule by example?

Also, why do everyone thinks I'm joking when I say "We're literally Jesus' waifus?"
Reverse Jester privilege, I suppose

@jeff@misinformation.wikileaks2.org @bitflipped@mastodon.world @Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com @mischievoustomato@5dollah.click @aral@mastodon.ar.al
Well, huh, he did say smth about a door. John 10, I suppose
The reaction of the audience upon hearing that is too similar to the at field to be another door
Although he said he was the door
🤷♂️

@jeff@misinformation.wikileaks2.org @bitflipped@mastodon.world @Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com @mischievoustomato@5dollah.click @aral@mastodon.ar.al
Yes.
what is abestos?
is it the bug that eats wood? (serious question, english is not my first tongue)

@jeff@misinformation.wikileaks2.org @mischievoustomato@5dollah.click @Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com @aral@mastodon.ar.al @bitflipped@mastodon.world
Ah, btw: jesus works for happy atheists, too!
I mean, if you're happy with that, you can get even MORE happy with Jesus!!!! god is generous

@p@freespeechextremist.com @marine@breastmilk.club
Maybe.
I'm looking for the person who can answer this riddle:
"What is the difference between a last boss and a king?"

@marine@breastmilk.club @p@freespeechextremist.com
awww
tysm!