Notices by Ever Beedle (dave@gleasonator.com), page 2

Flights cancelled

Some banking services down

Many websites down

Some companies just unable to function

Goddamn, imagine being the dude who wrote whatever buggy code just ground a huge chunk of the modern world to a halt

@graf We had some critical stuff go down at work, and in conversation with the IT guy, he said it was a global problem. I assumed he just meant "company-wide". Turned out nope, he meant global.

I'm assuming we've all heard the news?

@LukeAlmighty I mean how are you being less selfish by not wanting to be available for your coworkers :blobcatwinktongue:

@LukeAlmighty If you're an extrovert it's not all that awesome lol

Fuck it, doxxing myself

@phoenix @LukeAlmighty BEEDLE IS NOT SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE AND NEVER HAS BEEN

@LukeAlmighty "shitty attack"

My brother in Christ, the guy chose that username

Alex: Vegan+ Edition when? @alex

Both of these are horrifying

@lain Gleasonator

"He's so cool!" "But that's so dumb!" "But he's sooo cool!" "But that's sooo dumb!"

@Jens_Rasmussen Less of a motivation, but hot actors sell tickets, and selling tickets is their #1 goal.

ah, reddit

Buddy that is Taylor Swift

@icedquinn It wasn't even really "the UN" as I recall, it was just a claim put out by some bureaucrat. Musk publicly called him out on twitter (the bureaucrat also had an account), saying that if the bureaucrat could substantiate the claim with details for how whatever the amount was would actually solve it, Musk would immediately sell the amount of stock needed and provide the cash to fund it.

As you can guess, no detailed plan was ever provided. It was a laughably small amount relative to the scale of the world hunger problem as I recall, waaay less than the USA already provides in foreign aid every year.

@icedquinn I just checked, it was $6 billion, but the media was partially to blame by claiming it would solve world hunger when the bureaucrat never actually said that. The original tweet (it was a tweet, not a report) read "The world is in trouble and you are too busy with your wealth. 42M people might die. $6B could save them"

RT All Bot just reposted this on the 2-year anniversary. Twitter's Musk saga was fun, 10/10 would relive

RT: https://gleasonator.com/objects/23b3035a-ff18-4e1c-a428-b8d9b310bb7e

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