Notices by Man of Sand (sand@mindly.social)

Dear Americans,

Please share your holiday food photos. Especially of the meats!

Sincerely,
Your Favorite Canadian Graphic Designer.

#thanksgiving #blackfriday #turkey #happythanksgiving

Exhausted, I finally make it home after fighting through traffic for an hour.

Now I get to make dinner for my family which isn’t tiring at all.

Our parent’s generation only needed 1 income to financially support a family while the other stayed home and kept things in order.

Boomers ruined everything 😤
#ageing #adulting #dadlife #parenting

1 MORE HOURRRRR

*uses toothpicks to keep eyes open like the cartoons*

3pm crash at 2pm.

Fading fast... but too many senior staff in the building to take a nap under my desk 😩

Sorry Ontario Poli, I know you're sick of this but it's entirely our fault that he was reelected for a 2nd term.

Ford wedding guests received appointments, zoning orders, Greenbelt land removals

https://opencouncil.ca/fords-daughters-guest-list/

#onpoli #ontario #toronto #dougford #ford #Greenbelt

@APBBlue if they are then me and my Mrs have been doing it wrong all this time!

Found the original stock photo - They must have been on the 'Free Trial' phase of their relationship 😅

https://stock.adobe.com/ca/images/Young-beautiful-Caucasian-couple-happy-and-excited-with-successful-purchase-they/309480200

@APBBlue as a graphic designer, I love me some awful stock photography! LOL

No, Company X, I'm not going to buy your furnace filters for #BlackFriday.

@SecondStix SOME PERSONAL NEWS - Got promoted from Graphic Designer to Chief Exterminating Officer or CEO. 😎

Heard a squeal from my boss’ office. I strolled in and squished a bug that was on her stack of papers.

Everyone clapped

I think I deserve the rest of the day of… or access to the premium coffee creamer… the one that doesn’t cause diarrhea.

#worklife #adulting #ageing

Yesterday, traffic to work was sooo slow, I was posting Instagram reels while standing still on the highway.

Today, same route, same time, 20mins early.

I’m not going in early… they only have me 9-5 😊

@clarissawam @MissConstrue the 'undignified' category is my favorite genre 😂 😂 😂

@MissConstrue You are absolutely right, #spatchcock is a great word to say! Much better than Turducken.

I layer a cover of bacon strips over the white meat for the first 30-40mins to keep the white meat moist and add extra flavor.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Sincerely, a Canadian

@carnage4life Walmart will do whatever it can to keep wages low. If that means circumventing the diversity requirements to hire slave labor in the form of low-skill immigrants, they'll be the ones leading the charge.

Chargers reversed logo and uniform looks… electric ⚡️ 😎😏

#NFL #FOOTBALL #CHARGERS #RAVENS #MNF

I wish my wife would scream my name the way Kendrick Lamar screams MUSTAAAAAAAAAARD!

#kendricklamar #GNX #HipHop #IYKYK

Nothing cures the Monday blues like arguing with people on the internet 😅

#adulting #ageing #monday

@RickiTarr I felt attacked LOL. It was weird reading my inner thoughts in the form of a quiz.

100% Mistrust-Abuse
100% Failure-Impairment
100% Subjuagation
83% Defectiveness
😩

Monday morning… my whole body is sore from a weekend full of yard and house work. Legs, back, arms… I’m busted.

I need a day off from my days off 😩

#adulting #ageing #dadlife

Was able to admire my freshly raked lawn for about 5mins before a sudden gust of wind blew in my neighbor’s leaves on to my side again.

Kill me

#adulting #ageing #dadlife #toronto